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FS: Murder Spork

Discussion in 'Marketplace - Other' started by Eclipsed & Floating, Mar 25, 2018.

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  1. Mar 25, 2018 at 10:53 AM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    $100 and I’ll pay shipping
    We start to negotiate -you pay shipping :D

    I don’t really want to sell so I’m not desperately going to take $25...don’t try :transformer:

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  2. Mar 25, 2018 at 11:57 AM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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  3. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:02 PM
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    Backslider Thirsty...

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    I'm just curious why it's $100? You can get these brand new for $80 shipped.. You can also get factory seconds for $10 off and free shipping.. Yours have quick mounts, $4 on Amazon shipped..

    Is this one autographed?
     
  4. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:08 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    Yep, and I even used a sharpie

    Come on buddy!! You should know the art of negotiation

    I obviously don’t really wanna sell it. I’m just pitching in case someone’s catching, but thanks for hurting my chances

    Orrrr, in case someone wants to help me move cross country
     
  5. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:10 PM
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    BlueBottle not a PRO

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    $26!
     
  6. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:11 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    Don’t hurt yourself
     
  7. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:12 PM
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    BlueBottle not a PRO

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    :boom:
     
  8. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:17 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    I’m not sure you can handle it. It’s Krazy
     
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  9. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:17 PM
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    Sorry man, I'm not trying to hurt your chances! Honestly curious.. some are special editions like mine.. ;)
     
  10. Mar 25, 2018 at 12:38 PM
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    Then yeah!! It’s a special addition, signed by OJ Simpson.........he used this specific spork to get his fame
     
  11. Mar 25, 2018 at 1:03 PM
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    1 quart of syrup?
     
  12. Mar 25, 2018 at 1:12 PM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    I’m holding out for the Charles Manson commemorative edition.
    With REAL BLOOD.
     
  13. Mar 25, 2018 at 1:25 PM
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    I want the Charlton Heston edition where it’s also a shotgun.
     
  14. Mar 25, 2018 at 1:53 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating [OP] Over it.........

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    I might make it the Almaboy black market edition if the ex-monster steals another thing from me. She sneaked the vacuum out last week when I wouldn’t let her in my storage unit

    She even stole her own daughter’s blender
     
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  15. Mar 25, 2018 at 2:06 PM
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    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    I hate her already. Set up the ring in your house so you can catch her ass.
     
  16. Mar 25, 2018 at 2:24 PM
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    She already stole that. We’ll need to think of something else....

    Ohhhh, I know! I’ll put the coffee maker in the middle of the room and when she grabs it a net will trap her
     
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    Haven’t decided yet....there’s so many options
     
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    $ 29.52 and 1 pound of boiled crawfish . :thumbsup:
     
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    Make it 5 pounds?
     
  20. Mar 25, 2018 at 3:13 PM
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    boardude I am Batman

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  21. Mar 25, 2018 at 3:39 PM
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    Might have to get childish now. What is the next thing you think she may want that you could part with? You have to sabotage it somehow. Like rubbing your butt all over it. Then placing it right where she would take it.

    I read a story once about a husband and wife who got a divorce. He was cheating on her but she got the house. Then in a roundabout way they wanted to buy the house from her and she stuffed the curtain rods with fish or something like that. They moved in and couldn’t figure out what the hell it was. They painted, they changed curtains all sorts of shit but never figured out that the smell was in the curtain rods. It was a better story than I could remember.
     
  22. Mar 25, 2018 at 4:34 PM
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    Only if they’re blonde
     
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    I can’t do that, she already took the curtain rods :rofl:
    Pretty slimy but I laughed at that one. They weren’t even nice and the cats shit all over the curtain a few days before
     
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    Ahhhhhh ...that's a bit pricey with the shipping....so at this time I have to decline your offer .
     
  25. Mar 25, 2018 at 5:09 PM
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    Dude....ever heard of homing crawfish?
     
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    @ Almaboy..if'n you come to N'Awlins I can bring you to the "shrimp lot " in Wego and you can buy shrimp (depending on the count) directly off the boat for sometimes as little as $2 bucks a pound can't get any fresher .
     
  28. Mar 25, 2018 at 5:12 PM
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    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    Nope but we do get the occasional blue one.
     
  29. Mar 25, 2018 at 5:15 PM
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    blue-lobster.jpg and no, its not photoshopped
     
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    That’s awesome!! I know that kind of action well. We bought lobster directly off the boat in Maine and I lived coastal SC.....shrimp and oysters Galore but never learned about crawfish. Maybe I’ll swing through on my drive back to NC
     
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