Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Hah.

here's my conundrum

I'm 1/2 Mexican/Spanish(Durango-Barcelona) 1/2 German (east Texas hicks).

 

Medium salsa or my Grandma's/Mom's homemade hot mustard, same as what @BlackNBlu said.

 

Maybe she's saying that because she is expected to and moved rural in hopes of avoiding people.





Or maybe she is a psycho with a more permanent homeless solution and needs land for disposal.

If a hot woman is single at 35+ there IS a reason.

 

High on the "hot" scale usually = high on the "crazy" scale as well.
Someone post the chart.

Never mind, better yet, the video:

 

Aware of the h/c matrix.

 

I want to be there when they say unhomed to counter/virtue signal your use of homeless

 

Abode-ily challenged

 

Hey money bags..

You could do the same thing less than $10

 

Nope, one colorful interaction w/me will be their last... they immediately lose all desire to have any future interaction w/me...

Although, with that being said, I am a people person; love humanity and all

 

That's kinda been the set up w/the '08...

But, @nobodyintexas method and tools appeared.. impressive

 

I have to agree, I kinda want it too

 

Seeing how you're on a fixed income and all. You should consider the knock off version. https://www.grainger.com/product/2U...PWbuTc6-2iNeY5ofB85UGcO-iOqy-olBoCayEQAvD_BwE

 

I need to up my game on colorful commentary. I try, but it doesn’t seem to help.

The questions and comments I get from neighbor women kinda wears me out sometimes. Just walking 1/2 block to get mail can take 20 minutes.

Or I have to help get the neighbor lady’s lawnmower started, again!!! I bend down and it starts pretty easily for me every time.

 

Oh, I know you are.
I'm just looking out for the youngins among us. No names required.
(Larry)

 

Why do women pretend to be Mr Burns when trying to start a lawnmower?

 

Not all.
One of the many benefits of marrying a farm girl:
Not afraid of power equipment.

Read into that as you will.

 

Had some fun last night that could have been a lot worse if it went any longer . Had one of these fail in the house and started smoking. Assuming that the potentiometer inside starting going bad. I'm guessing the previous owner messed them up by running LED's with them. I put incandescent in when we moved in a few years back because the LED's wouldn't dim correctly, however the damage may have already been done.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Lutron-...e-Pole-White-S2-LFSQH-W-S2-LFSQH-WH/100059262

I don't really need the diming capability so these will be going in that are compatible with all light types. We have 4 of them in the house so there goes $130 that I would have much rather spent on something else.

https://www.homedepot.com/p/Lutron-...LED-White-DVFSQ-LFH-WH-DVFSQ-LFH-WH/301990894

 

Not the kind of smoking fun I use to have..... glad it wasn't any worse!

 

Me too. I'd rather be smoking tires!

 

Wellllllll, not quite what I was getting at but yeah that will work too!

 

I knew what you meant, I was just never into that.

 

Did you see the stroke rate on that thing?? It's like .014 oz per pump... I ain't got that much pump in me

 

Yeah... but you look like Brody, and therefore you are now every middle-aged woman's, dream one-night, nailed the surfer dude, fantasy all wrapped up in one package!!!!

You brought this on yourself...

 

ok, playing catch up here....

Buff Med, Jalapeno poppers or mango sauce, and Cayenne based sauces for days.... Anything requiring a waiver or burns without flavor is a hard pass. Krystal sauce on damn near anything with rice or eggs.

Wyoming and Montana are beautiful, and like Idaho 20 years ago, they are being overrun and destroyed by people fleeing, especially with money. The amount of progressives are insane and the entitlement is unrealistic. I have friends in both and Godzilla's account of them fits. The country is largely unhabitable or covered in ranch's/farms, but the land is cruel.


Still waiting to hear back if I am advancing in the interview process... I do not miss being in front of my computer everyday, but I am starting to miss those paychecks.