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Azblue · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM

Tripleconpanna said: ↑

If the picture is you posting about your guiding efforts and exemplfying how you were able to coach this adorable young creature to success as she was about to reel the little fishy in and sharing w/the world how they too can have such an experience, I'm not seeing a problem with it

Times like that are quite dynamic and it certainly isn't your fault the camera just happened to be zoomed in on her smokin' hot ass or incredibly overstuffed top half bursting out whatever was trying to hold it back during the fight

Besides, how are ethics the issue if you're not willing to tell that gorgeous creature that her loss is entirely your fault
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Exactly.

BlackNBlu · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM

Tripleconpanna said: ↑

If the picture is you posting about your guiding efforts and exemplfying how you were able to coach this adorable young creature to success as she was about to reel the little fishy in and sharing w/the world how they too can have such an experience, I'm not seeing a problem with it

Times like that are quite dynamic and it certainly isn't your fault the camera just happened to be zoomed in on her smokin' hot ass or incredibly overstuffed top half bursting out whatever was trying to hold it back during the fight

Besides, how are ethics the issue if you're not willing to tell that gorgeous creature that her loss is entirely your fault
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Truth.
This is the way.

LarryDangerfield · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM

A little question for those of you that have kids. Is it kind of cheesy when people bring their kids on the podium at any kind of event that they won? I watch a fair bit of racing and whenever people have little children they bring them up on the podium with them and I am not certain if it is 100% them just wanting to share the moment with their child and have them nearby, or is it kind of garnering some extra support because everyone loves kids and puppies?

Tripleconpanna · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM

Azblue said: ↑

Exactly.
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BlackNBlu said: ↑

Truth.
This is the way.
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I think I may have a future in influencing

BlackNBlu · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

A little question for those of you that have kids. Is it kind of cheesy when people bring their kids on the podium at any kind of event that they won? I watch a fair bit of racing and whenever people have little children they bring them up on the podium with them and I am not certain if it is 100% them just wanting to share the moment with their child and have them nearby, or is it kind of garnering some extra support because everyone loves kids and puppies?
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Yes.

BlackNBlu · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM

Tripleconpanna said: ↑

I think I may have a future in influcing
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If that's similar to influencing, you might.
Work on your spelling though.

Azblue · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

A little question for those of you that have kids. Is it kind of cheesy when people bring their kids on the podium at any kind of event that they won? I watch a fair bit of racing and whenever people have little children they bring them up on the podium with them and I am not certain if it is 100% them just wanting to share the moment with their child and have them nearby, or is it kind of garnering some extra support because everyone loves kids and puppies?
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Probably depends on the person. But because I hate most people and think they are asses, most likely the latter.

Tripleconpanna · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM

BlackNBlu said: ↑

If that's similar to influencing, you might.
Work on your spelling though.
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MF'r that has nothing to do with my spelling; it's related to my early onset dementia, which by the way, puts me in protected class...

Mdnitedrftr · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM

VelcrowKnight said: ↑

So today I took a couple of women fishing, and the hot one hooks into a fat brown trout. She fights it like she's auditioning for a fishing reality show, and finally, it’s almost in the boat—then it slips away. Classic.

I quickly grab her rig, and she looks at me with those adorable “what did I do wrong?” eyes. I take a peek and see the knot has pulled through, and I realize—yep, totally my fault.

As any good fishing guide would do, I nod sagely and say, “Well, you horsed it in when you should’ve let it run a bit.” Because, you know, I’m not about to admit I totally botched it with a bad knot, even if she’s not my wife I am not admitting fault. Nope, just a humble fishing sage, here to blame her for my mistakes.
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I saw her. She wasn't that hot man.

T-Rex266 · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

A little question for those of you that have kids. Is it kind of cheesy when people bring their kids on the podium at any kind of event that they won? I watch a fair bit of racing and whenever people have little children they bring them up on the podium with them and I am not certain if it is 100% them just wanting to share the moment with their child and have them nearby, or is it kind of garnering some extra support because everyone loves kids and puppies?
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Not at all. Makes the kid/s feel special and bragging rights for their friends

Tripleconpanna · Jul 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM

Mdnitedrftr said: ↑

I saw her. She wasn't that hot man.

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LarryDangerfield · Jul 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMCBHXNNn5v/

GODZILLA · Jul 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

https://www.instagram.com/p/DMCBHXNNn5v/
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Ouch. Hope the driver is okay.

LarryDangerfield · Jul 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Ouch. Hope the driver is okay.
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LarryDangerfield · Jul 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM

GODZILLA said: ↑

Ouch. Hope the driver is okay.
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Yeah he's okay, was a little shook up

GODZILLA · Jul 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM

LarryDangerfield said: ↑

Yeah he's okay, was a little shook up
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Good deal. Looked like a helluva ride.

LarryDangerfield · Jul 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM

nobodyintexas · Jul 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM

I just rebuilt my echo pas-225 for $23

by myself

<adding small engine repair to my CV>

BlackNBlu · Jul 13, 2025 at 10:46 AM

nobodyintexas said: ↑

I just rebuilt my echo pas-225 for $23

by myself

<adding small engine repair to my CV>
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Nice!
What does a rebuild consist of for something like that?

nobodyintexas · Jul 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM

BlackNBlu said: ↑

Nice!
What does a rebuild consist of for something like that?
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All fuel lines and filters
Plug
All new carb
And new plastic covers

i also removed that damn spark arrestor

now she howls

took me 10minutes

1lowlife · Jul 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM

I canceled my DirecTV today.
Of course, one has to call them to cancel, you can't do it online.
I must have told her, "Please just cancel it" at least 20 times through her pseudo-concerned spiel of saving me money.
It was worse than calling Sirius/XM.

Funny how when I call them with a problem, I talk to Akbar, who says his name is Bob.
But when you call to cancel, you talk to an actual American-sounding human being.
Now comes the challenge of the wife learning to navigate her way thru apps and live TV.
Getting a Roku stick for her office TV since the bedroom TV is Roku and she already navigates it.

I have an antenna in the attic for local channels, connected it to all TVs today.
I made and installed it in case the satellite went out years ago.
Now it's a backup in case the internet goes down.

Yes, we should have ditched DirecTV a long time ago, but it is just so convenient to have everything in one place.
I'm going to try YouTube TV and see how that goes.
She needs her college and NFL football in a couple of months.

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