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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever watched Beavis and Butthead?

  1. Yes, and liked it

    23 vote(s)
    53.5%
  2. Yes and wasn't a fan

    8 vote(s)
    18.6%
  3. No but I'll give it a shot

    2 vote(s)
    4.7%
  4. No and probably never will

    6 vote(s)
    14.0%
  5. Yes and I have accepted Beavis Christ as my Lord and Savior

    4 vote(s)
    9.3%
  1. Jul 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    "This is the grand finale."

    - dads every 3 minutes during fireworks
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    This is from a local newspaper columnist. She has very strong opinions that I don't always agree with, but this one I do.

    Isn’t it a stroke of luck that the Founding Fathers had the foresight to sign the Declaration of Independence in sunny July instead of icy, miserable January?


    Picture it: Instead of picnics, sparklers and grilled hot dogs, we’d be huddled in puffer coats trying to light fireworks with numb fingers.


    July gave us lemonade and lightning bugs. Not frostbite.


    The Founders might not have been thinking about cookout weather, but boy, did they set us up for the ultimate summer celebration.


    There’s something fabulous about declaring freedom in the heat of summer. It just feels right: sunny skies during the day and explosions at night!


    Had they waited until January, some knucklehead would've suggested celebrating with turkey soup and soggy mittens. Instead, we get beach days and parades, watermelon and music.


    The fireworks light up hot skies and kids chase each other with glow sticks long past bedtime.


    Thanks, Founders. We love you!
     
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  3. Jul 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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    THIS!!!!!
     
  4. Jul 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I think fireworks in January would be kind of cool. We could do them out on the ice. Have a fire. Cook food on said fire.
     
  5. Jul 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Fireworks on New Years Eve is the norm in Alaska. Not on the 4th of July. Sun won't even set until around midnight in Anchorage now. Not at all further up north.. Most folks up there are catching salmon right about now.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I dunno, January sounds pretty good right now as I hide inside in the A/C.
     
  7. Jul 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Today starts the countdown to 250 years!!!

    :oldglory:X 250
     
  8. Jul 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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    Ice? That belongs in my freezer or cooler.
     
  9. Jul 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Yep, here's to 250 more!
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Places up here- fights everywhere. People passed out drunk. Typical lol
    Me? I was out riding for a bit before too many idiots came out after the shows
     
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    Dog is dosed, has some kind of sock on his head and is in bed with us. Another night of very limited sleep…
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What's up??? You wanna chat???
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Better????
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    I was outside watching nature
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    Nope but this is the first time I woke up in a very long time with no activity on the live thread overnight
     
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    Too busy trying to keep the db level in house high enough to drown out the boom booms outside....
     
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    Dog slept on the floor next to our bed last night, so I got some decent sleep. Have almost kicked this head cold (day 9), but wife is still a fee days behind and daughter is now sick.

    Just got breakfast delivered and watching F1 Qualifying in bed. Next stop is to fuel the truck. Very thankful :rolleyes: I forgot to fill up before the July 1 tax increase.
     
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    HTF do you get breakfast delivered and from where????
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I remember getting my Sears Freespirt 10-speed for the bicentennial in 1976.
    I was 16.

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    OMG found this in an image search. Made in Austria.:eek2:

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    Damn nice bike actually!
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Maybe most of us either drank too much yesterday and are sleeping it off, or blew their fingers off and can't type.
     
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    • Wife lets dog onto bed
    • Dog rests head on my legs
    • I feign a struggle; “sorry dear I was about to get up and make coffee and breakfast”
    • She does it; coffee and breakfast sammich delivered.
     
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    Tundra: range 425 miles
    Silverado: range 650 miles (with a slightly smaller tank)
     
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    Damn, that's some expensive gas, especially at Costco.
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I had to bust out the calculator but no shit..:eek2:
    I paid $2.47 for regular unleaded at Murphy's/Walmart in Canton, Texas yesterday..

    upload_2025-7-5_11-53-1.png

    But I guess he is buying diesel for his Duramax..
     
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    Diesel is about 30 cents more than gas, but Costco is the cheapest by far. Local gas stations have diesel at/above $5/gal now
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Yeah, I forgot you had an oil burner. Seeing that $120+ fill up reminds me of a few years ago. That was fun towing our travel trailer up mountains going to Tundras to Sedona getting 7-8 mpg. :eek:
     

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