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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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For those of you who like fish n chips, how do you have them?

  1. As they are

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  2. With tartar sauce

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  3. With malt vinegar

    12 vote(s)
    35.3%
  4. With ketchup

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    0.0%
  5. With maple syrup

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  6. With cocktail sauce

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  7. A combination of above (leave a comment )

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    11.8%
  8. Fish should only be used as bait to catch another fish. It shouldn't be eaten

    3 vote(s)
    8.8%
  9. Not a fan of fish and chips

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  10. Mustard

    1 vote(s)
    2.9%
  1. Jun 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
    Leo's first

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    This is the way with thinner fillets :drool:
    Not sure about freezing leftovers though
     
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  2. Jun 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
    GODZILLA

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    A haiku then.

    Politics for you.
    I do not like politics.
    Politics are dumb.







    Am I doing it right?
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Haiku only has three lines, not four.
     
  4. Jun 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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    There are only 3 lines in the haiku, but 5 in the post.
     
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    Poetry I can relate to.
     
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    ugh, now this thread is off the rails
     
  7. Jun 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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    We've had haikus before. This one was requested by @Azblue so I had to do it.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    No. And I dislike poetry more than dad jokes.
     
  9. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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    You are impossible to please! You tell me to post politics, so I do, and then you tell me I'm doing it wrong. :annoyed:
     
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    What year was this
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    We’ve been getting these every time we go to Costco. I mean, every time my wife graciously goes there for us. They’re excellent, but yeah they are just sticks and not the real deal. But also not greasy, so my 20th century arteries appreciate them. They are great air fried.

    image.jpg
     
  19. Jun 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    see, I appreciated the proper spacing
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    :fistbump:
     
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    Only if it's painted white!
     
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    @GODZILLA interesting short story for you. Denver Sheriffs Department sent me a certified letter today. Of course, I’m like WTF?
    Opened it. The bike I traded was impounded in Denver on 6/1. (Customers y have only had that bike for maybe around a
    month). The letter continued to say it was impounded as it impeded roadway and driver was incapacitated.
    Of course, not thinking of a bike, as the letter said 2022 Honda, I emailed the sheriffs department impound sector advising I do not own, nor have ever owned a 2022 Honda.
    I call a friend to have the plate ran to see who the registered owner is, because it’s clearly not me.
    Sure as shit the plate came back to someone in Denver, but vin is still in my name. (DMV delays).
    I’m trying to get access to report as I only know it involved serious body injury. Not sure if the guy is dead, or hospitalized. I sent a text to Tre sales rep I spoke with. Turns out, he sold the bike to the guy. He’s going to try and get ahold of him tomorrow.
    Hopefully the guy is ok
     
  26. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Crazy shit though, did they just want to let you know the DMV is dragging their feet?
     
  27. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:I got beer all over me now :annoyed:


    :anonymous:One of fav mves
     
  28. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    No, basically here are the fees so far. Pay it or it’s gonna be auctioned. Wonder what the condition the bike is in.
    I can’t go get it. Not trying to get charged with some shit for doing that lol.

    IMG_8994.jpg
     
  29. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D:fistbump:
     
  30. Jun 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol
    You don't have to pay shit though, right?
     

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