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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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  1. Mar 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    LarryDangerfield

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    She called me today about something she had to research involving my account. After the business part of the phonecall I awkwardly stammered out an invite to dinner and was told politely no.
     
    LarryDangerfield, Mar 18, 2025
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  3. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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    Leo's first

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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :thumbsup: At least you gave it a shot
     
    Leo's first, Mar 18, 2025
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  4. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    rather have IPA discussion
     
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    nobodyintexas, Mar 18, 2025
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  5. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Cuz she’s at work and prob made it a policy not to date customers. Don’t give up
     
    T-Rex266, Mar 18, 2025
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  6. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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    OldGuy03

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    You can't get a yes if you don't ask. Good on you for putting yourself out there.
     
    OldGuy03, Mar 18, 2025
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  7. Mar 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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    OldGuy03

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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Yes please.
     
    OldGuy03, Mar 18, 2025
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  8. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I signed up for monk school
     
    LarryDangerfield, Mar 18, 2025
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  9. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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    OldGuy03

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    Where is the financial loss in this transaction?
     
    OldGuy03, Mar 18, 2025
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  10. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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    FrenchToasty

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    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Bone stock
    Detective or religious type school?
     
    FrenchToasty, Mar 18, 2025
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  11. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    In my heart
     
    LarryDangerfield, Mar 18, 2025
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  12. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Didn't know there were options lol
     
    LarryDangerfield, Mar 18, 2025
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  13. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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    nobodyintexas

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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I’m a grown ass man, yet I still get emotional when astronauts splash down

    all hail Elon
     
    nobodyintexas, Mar 18, 2025
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  14. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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    IMXPLRN

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    IMXPLRN, Mar 18, 2025
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  15. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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    OldGuy03

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  16. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    I realized I made a terrible mistake. Why would I think asking someone out who can see my financial information was a good idea?
     
    LarryDangerfield, Mar 18, 2025
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  17. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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    1794TX

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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    At least then you'd have a chants













    I'm so sorry.... I had to... It was right there...
     
    1794TX, Mar 18, 2025
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  18. Mar 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol I don't blame you that was a decent one
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Bitch.
     
    Azblue, Mar 18, 2025
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    Azblue

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    JFC, I didn't think it could get worse than the damn dad jokes, then you bastards started in with the poems. :frusty:
     
    Azblue, Mar 18, 2025
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    OldGuy03

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    It's at @GODZILLA's fault.
     
    OldGuy03, Mar 18, 2025
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    I'm thinking I should probably ban him for that.
     
    Azblue, Mar 18, 2025
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    OldGuy03

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    :amen:
     
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    OldGuy03

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    We bastard's did run with it a bit far though.
     
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    AZBaldy

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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    There are approx 8 billion people on the planet, half of them are women. On to the next prospect and happy hunting!
     
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    Ahem...
    They're hike whos
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Time to switch banks
     
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    Ever watchful, but no use.
    Impotent Azblue.
     
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    Got em
     
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