Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

7am: Wash truck and car
8am: Shower
8:30: Walking with wife into a French bakery...I created a demon...
10am: Driving home with various stuffs from the local asian grocery store and four bottles of gin from the liquor store.
11:40 (now): Truck is waxed, yard has been weed-whacked (watching daughter mow), weed killer sprayed, garden being watered.

Is it nap time yet!?!?!?

 

I'm a sympathetic puker myself. I can't see it, hear it, feel it, smell it, think about it,or anything about it without puking myself.

I drive a school bus. All school ages K-12. The worst thing I've ever heard on my bus is, "Bruce, he's throwing up. Oh! It's all over my backpack!"

Mt wife had to meet me back at the bus barn to help me clean it up. The smell had me gagging all the way back. That was a rough day!

 

My crew and I all kept our cartridge filter masks from the COVID response protocol days and we will mask up on those "particularly aromatic" med calls now. We also keep a bottle of vaporub in the engine and sometimes even that doesn't help.

 

Right after college my roommate had to call her brother-in-law over to help unclog a sink. I was gagging at the smells and sights of the crap he pulled out of the pipes. I am a log better now that kids have introduced me to that stuff "on the regular"...Puke will get me gagging if I'm caught off guard, but if I can be ready for it I can manage.

 

I haven't mowed yet this year. Not really looking forward to it either. All the early wildflowers are starting to die so I will have to tackle this soon though. Had a ridiculous weekend full of summer tourism going off. Ready to go hide from the crowds and found a last minute permit to float on what's likely the last week of high water in the Colorado River. Westwater Canyon today is 17,500 cfs. Packing it all up now. Figured I'd paste my first @ToyoMafia slap on my shit while rigging. Driving right after dinner tonight.

 

Photobucket sucks a d!(k...

 

People really suck, we are doomed as a species.

https://youtu.be/O4aX2fTRi-8

 

Excellent training, sir

 

I haven't slept well and so I'm going to drudge up the past.

Best burger joint within 100 miles of me is Carl's Jr.

How about everyone else? @T-Rex266 can we get a poll?

 

Mine is the kitchen here in my house. Never had a burger so good.

 

nope.

In & Out Burger.

consistently good
priced right
decent employees

our Carl's Jr. closed because the staff was...I'm guessing here...mainly parolees on job placement.

Shake shack is tasty but tooooo damnnnn expensive.

5 guys is just nasty.

 

They’re all shit around me we don’t have cj,io,or whata and the last couple times I’ve been to 5g it wasn’t very good

 

agreed.

there are no diamonds in the burger world.

we are just looking for the shiniest lump of coal.

 

No in-n-out within 100 miles, but I think @Tripleconpanna said they're made with mustard? Not a mustard fan, so I don't know if I'd like that.

 

Weather report Sunday morning was no rain until Tuesday at the earliest; that’s why I waxed the truck yesterday. The sealant needs 24hrs to cure.

It rained last night.

And a bird shit on the truck.

To keep the theme going, my laptop wasn’t even fully booted this morning when I got the “Loading Office 365” notice.

Then a failure notice. But everything is still loading in the background.

Hello Monday.

 

They don't use mustard...they use a "sauce"

I think it some derivative of Thousand Island dressing.


Whataburger is Mustard based....blech...

 

Rodeo Goat shouldn't be in the poll - - they're not a national chain. But if you ever find yourself in The Great State, hit one up. It'll spoil you for burgers anywhere else.
Frisco - Rodeo Goat | Craft Burgers – Beers – Cocktails

 

Burger King should be there

tasty burger. those fake onion rings are delicious, although they get me gassy.

McDonalds....not so much.

 

My fav burger places are all local burger joints. 5 Guys is a decent burger too; Shake Shack is overrated. Never eaten at the other places in the Pole…so not gonna vote.

 

No fun. You need another vacation.

 

I agree. Like you, I haven’t been sleeping well either.