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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 4, 2024 at 7:07 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I thought we already determined it was your fault :evil:
     
  2. Apr 4, 2024 at 7:09 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Plans last night: Vacation on Thursday (today), game late, sleep in, hook up the trailer and drive to OR to see fam and attend a memorial on Saturday.

    Reality: Stayed up past 1 am, wife wakes me at 5am cuz of a noise in the garage. Get dressed; clear garage. Undress; back in bed. Realize I need to plug in the trailer so the food in the fridge doesn’t spoil. Clothes back on, out into the cold… trailer plugged in. Undress; back in bed. Wife announces she’s sick. Trip cancelled. Stare at ceiling. Brain fires up.

    Fuck it… get dressed, log into work in zombie mode.
     
    snoope, kirkb, Leo's first and 5 others like this.
  3. Apr 4, 2024 at 7:10 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I sometimes wonder if my wife lurks here…that you my love?
     
  4. Apr 4, 2024 at 9:07 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    LOL fuck man
     
  5. Apr 4, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sumbich!
    We're heading to Tulip country tomorrow, hoping we don't catch the bug going around our friend group right now
     
  6. Apr 4, 2024 at 9:28 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Well that blows.
     
  7. Apr 4, 2024 at 12:58 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Damn. Hope you sleep better and the wife recovers quickly.
     
  8. Apr 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  9. Apr 4, 2024 at 3:31 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Tired after her long walk in nice temps

     
  10. Apr 4, 2024 at 4:54 PM
    T-Rex266

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    If you bring a bottle to the BBQ, and nobody cracks it open…does possession reverse back to the attendee or does the homeowner retain possession for future use at a future BBQ per BBQ statute code 54.4.9.1
     
  11. Apr 4, 2024 at 4:56 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    My wife is a 5', 100 lb package of HUGE, unlimited, astronomical pain. in. the. ass.....
    99.8% of the time.
     
  12. Apr 4, 2024 at 4:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I'd say if no one opened it then attendee retains possession.
     
  13. Apr 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Stays with the house
     
  14. Apr 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I think Homeowner retains possession as an entry fee or prepayment pursuant to bbq statute code 54.4.9.1(a).
     
  15. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Sounds like you need to buy her a smaller strap on or get better lube. :notsure:
     
  16. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Anything brought to a party, is left there for the host unless the host explicitly sends it home with someone else.
     
  17. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Homeowner
     
  18. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
    T-Rex266

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    What if it’s a prison party?
     
  19. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:07 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Then the guard takes it home.
     
  20. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Which one?
     
  21. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:25 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    This. And anyone that tries to cheap out and take home their stuff gets put on a watch list.
     
  22. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:26 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    The one who wins the fight, of course.
     
  23. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Years ago when all the friends were married but without kids (remember that short happy window of life!?) we were making dinner for two other couples. One couple couldn’t cook microwave popcorn so we assigned them beer.

    Someone assigns you beer for a 6-person party and everyone is drinking…How many beers do you show up with?

    They showed up with a warm half-rack of Corona that already had two beers gone. So ten beers total. Then that fuckstone had the balls to ask me for the remainder when the night was over…cuz we drank my cold beer all right. Told him Fuck No.

    Then pretty much ghosted his ass…
     
  24. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:31 PM
    T-Rex266

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    #manwithaplan

    when that happens, I don’t invite them anymore
     
  25. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:33 PM
    T-Rex266

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    That’s the kind that that brought it from home from the collection of beers they took back from other party’s

    If it were me, I would have 24 beers. Four six (6) packs of different types
     
  26. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Werd. Our larger group knew all about these two. When we told that story Everybody said “at least two 12-packs”!
     
  27. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:36 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  28. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:38 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    We used to do family dinners with my dads family every Sunday, for like 40+ years, even before us kids were born(3brothers and us kids) my one uncle insisted us cousins putting one on in the rotation…….. as we see “the great greenbean hand off” in our front yard trying to act like his daughter actually cooked them!
    Hahah I’d also chill and serve the shitty beer they got me for my bday or the last time they came and didn’t listen to any of the suggestions. They usually only drank one!
     
  29. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
    T-Rex266

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  30. Apr 4, 2024 at 5:43 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That’s a Pro move right there!
     

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