Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

This just made me think of the Friends episode where "it's turning into a paste!!".

Do you! Nobody's judging. Hope you had a fab bday

 

To clarify, I was meaning the travel to camp. If it was a hectic trip with problems and issues and I'm getting to camp with barely enough time to set up and go to bed, then the stress/irritation will keep me from sleeping well regardless of exhaustion. If it was a decent trip to get to camp then I have better odds.

 

What brought this on?

 

I'm not a morning person

 

Hate that feeling.

 

@LarryDangerfield Happy Birthday yesterday today!

Also...always take your birthday off. If it's good enough for Jesus it's good enough for you.

 

You know what they say about opinions...

 

My wife does the
"3 months till my birthday"
"2 months till my birthday "
"It's my birthday month"
"It's my birthday week".......

 

You have obviously already dispelled that assumption.

 

For me just hanging out with the family for a couple of days before we start getting in back to school mode and then a road trip in the Tundra to Boise to go see my family. I'm sure we will jam pack the days off full of stuff and will come back to work more tired than when I left, but I like it that way.

 

How old is she?
That's what kids do, lol

 

I'm so fucking done with living in the suburbs.

 

What did the HOA do now?

 

She's a 7 yr old in a 50 yr old body.
She also stocks the cupboards like a 7 yr old would if they lived alone. One whole section is just junk food. She lives on snacks and pizza and sweets. And weighs 100 lbs. She'll probably live to be 110.
I hate those people.

 

I can eat whatever I want whenever I want. My metabolism will get to it eventually.

 

I was really skinny all my life. I packed on about 30 lbs since turning 40. Between metabolism and marrying someone that likes to cook and has no regard for health.
So, basically I'm normal weight now. I used to be one of those people that could anything and never gain a pound. But eating unhealthy all my life has caught up. The 30 lbs I gained is unhealthy weight, even though I finally look normal.
It probably won't catch up to her until she's 90, but I'll be long dead by then.
It's bullshit that they get to do all kinds of dumb shit, we kill ourselves to make them happy and then we drop dead first and they spend our money/life ins/pension on bingo, vacations, whatever the hell they do when we croak.

 

that's crazy

 

No HOAs here, thank God.

Roofers started working on our neighbours' house (on the side closest to the bedrooms in our house, naturally) at 6 this morning despite the bylaw that says no noise before 7 and the wife won't let me call enforcement to complain.

Combine that with the neighbours on one side who make my yard smell like marijuana, the neighbours behind who make my yard smell like cigar smoke and who laugh like hyenas around their fire pit every night and the prick who lives on some other street who parks his giant motorhome in front of my house for days at a time.

 

My wife's long lost twin sister.

 

Wife told me she wants to die first so she doesn't have to be sad and alone so I have to eat healthy and try to exercise when I have the time and energy. Also, if I ate like she does, I'd be 300 lbs.

 

Gotta move out to the country! Kids would love it