Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Did you make jello with your colonoscopy juice?

 

You have to define old. But no you're not

 

... but he is the oldest

 

Winner! Well, all I can consume tomorrow is basically coffee, tea and jello. So I’m drinking myself stupid tonight as I make my “meals” for tomorrow.

I start the squirt juice tomorrow evening.

 

Yay!

 

OK, this Semi-Old Guy needs to know WTF this new thread title means.

 

29 but I def know the lingo, you were pretty ahead of the curve for posting in 2014 though.

edit: oh you can change thread names

 

Is 45 the new 50 for the squirt juice routine?

 

Yep. That’s new the past few years.

 

Would it be wrong to really not care either way???

 

That just gives us another ship wreck to explore in a few years though

 

You're supposed to be captivated like the entire country!!
The risk/reward wouldn't of got me close to that sub.

 

Got that to look forward to in a few years.

 

I lost faith when I saw that the device to control the sub was a Nintendo pad. I hope I'm wrong.

 

You’re wrong. It’s not a Nintendo pad.

 

Which one was it?

 

Find…Yes. Survivors…no

Nope

Dark. Very dark. Then again, I started wondering today if I was in the sub how long I’d wait to stab the others and save their air. Just saying…

I see you and I agree on something else. Fuck the Titanic.

 

This here is the key to survival; especially if using a custom RT instrument of death

 

This is what happens when people have too much money... They do stupid $hit!!!!!!

 

YEP.

 

You're almost there... heck you built an entire shrine just for your car in your garage; surely that's a sign of wealth

 

Dunno. There’s wealth and then there’s phuk-you money wealth. That’s a level I cannot comprehend.

Reminds me of a plane I track. It’s a WWII fighter/bomber that the owner still flies on a regular basis. The fuel bill alone is about $1,500 per hour.

 

Wow. All quiet on the Tundra front.

 

Going to the bottom of the ocean and climbing Mt. Everest are just about the same. Someone's done it. Your name will never be remembered as having done it. It's not a great human accomplishment, it's just a silly adventure. Go to Six Flags instead, it's less likely to get you killed.

Why wasn't there a battery powered beacon on that thing, like an airliner's black box, in case shit went sideways? Seems like the first thing I'd design.