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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 17, 2023 at 7:08 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  2. Feb 17, 2023 at 7:23 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    And that is why "Happy hours" should be 2 mugs served at a time :cheers::cheers:

    Con ask "How many is that & I say ,that is the second time the waitress has been here " ( 2+2= :D )...

    Now if the young lady is on her "Game", she keeps track on my tab BUT I never have an empty in front of me..:devil::devil::devil: Thats a Good night :bowdown:
     
  3. Feb 17, 2023 at 7:25 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    See that’s what I mean, if you have a good tender, your glass should never be empty……
    Come to the Buffet one day/night/morning
     
  4. Feb 17, 2023 at 7:29 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    @snoope
    The Buffet is said to be the oldest bar in town, they open at 6am and close at 2am, they have a happy minute at 6pm matching drinks, another at 11pm 1$ matching drinks, one squirrelly pool table and a shuffle board table, usually standing room only on the weekend nights. Pee in a trough kinda place
     
  5. Feb 17, 2023 at 7:39 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    My Old stomping grounds was closed when they redid the Downtown... quietly earned the Nickname " 3-beer,drink one, spill one , give the 3rd away"

    I never paid for more than a single beer any night....Bar Keep & bar maids took good care of me :hattip:
     
  6. Feb 17, 2023 at 7:42 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I also fix a lot of their refrigeration equipment, shift drink!!! Haha one time the tender gave me her shift drink too, well sure!!!
     
  7. Feb 18, 2023 at 2:06 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. Feb 18, 2023 at 2:31 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Just woke up. How you doing this shift?
     
  9. Feb 18, 2023 at 3:03 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Ice fishing was brutal. -2⁰ from the time we got there around 10 AM, and temp peaked at 4⁰.

    Anyway, stayed out until I was froze at about 8 PM. Even with a heater in the ice hut. Hauled a sled up the road/ramp to the parking area. Roughly 70 yards up what is usually a boat ramp. Froze worse on that walk. Loading the sled I used my inner thigh to push the last bit up into the bed. I was so numb I thought nothing of it, but now I've got a welted bruise about 3.5 inches (TWSS) across my thigh.

    My face feels sunburned, so it's that or cold exposure. I drove for 40 minutes with the taco's heat maxed and the heated seat on its highest setting, and my legs were still half numb. I need better gear to do this stuff. :rofl:

    Meeting up in 2.5 hours to go out again, but I feel like hammered dog shit, so I'll probably just play taxi/haul gear this time. I don't think two days of exposure to that level of cold would be wise.
     
  10. Feb 18, 2023 at 3:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Dang man, you're a glutton for punishment!
     
  11. Feb 18, 2023 at 3:24 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Not bad for my first night on, pretty quiet. 3 hours left :thumbsup:
     
  12. Feb 18, 2023 at 3:57 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    May they be peaceful and well paid hours!
     
  13. Feb 18, 2023 at 4:19 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :hattip:

    If your fingers can function, try and get us some ice fishing pics today!
     
  14. Feb 18, 2023 at 4:47 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    There were no fish until after I packed it in. If my buddy sends me the pic of the one fish, I'll share. Otherwise it was just snow covered ice.
     
  15. Feb 18, 2023 at 5:11 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    My easy night took a turn, high level alarm in our powerhouse sump room.
    Nothing works in auto but luckily the pumps run in manual, while I troubleshoot.
     
  16. Feb 18, 2023 at 5:56 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Ew. I hope it all goes better! Hate the last minute catastrophes.
     
  17. Feb 18, 2023 at 6:45 AM
    Notarobot

    Notarobot Jagged lines!

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  18. Feb 18, 2023 at 7:03 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
     
  19. Feb 18, 2023 at 7:26 AM
    Notarobot

    Notarobot Jagged lines!

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  20. Feb 18, 2023 at 9:31 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I called it early last night, and while I was pulling out of the parking area my buddy's FIL pulled up a nice Ling. Only one of the whole day. Couple 20 oz Gatorades for scale.

    20230218_103013.jpg
     
  21. Feb 18, 2023 at 10:15 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Got to game last night (my stress reliever) and then slept for 8 hours. Oh man I feel great. Now for some garage cleaning and general laziness.
     
  22. Feb 18, 2023 at 10:25 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I need to clean Sonic. Roads were slushy the other day
     
  23. Feb 18, 2023 at 10:48 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Smoking a 10lb standing rib roast for bro in law’s birthday, mmmm leftovers
     
  24. Feb 18, 2023 at 10:56 AM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    What!? And no invite. I see how ya are
     
  25. Feb 18, 2023 at 11:16 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think he meant pics of you freezing your ass off while trying to look like you're having a blast!
     
  26. Feb 18, 2023 at 11:18 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Awesome!!!! ...and very nice job on the 'scale meter' :thumbsup:

    @gosolo would've just rolled a snowball up next to the fish and used that for reference :rofl:
     
  27. Feb 18, 2023 at 11:24 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    I don't do pics. Especially not on the internet. :burp:
     
  28. Feb 18, 2023 at 11:30 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Honestly it’s way to much meat, I’ll send some leftovers in the mail
     
  29. Feb 18, 2023 at 11:42 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Noice. I just put four whole chickens on the smoker. Time to restock the freezer
     
  30. Feb 18, 2023 at 11:43 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Then I’m doing 4 racks of baby backs tomorrow for my moms bday!
     

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