1st Gen. Lunch Table - General Discussion

How did you get my diary?

 

What’s a Craig? lol

When I was your age I was hitting up local bars in search of pootang and planning my next trip to Mardi Gras.

Im guessing your work doesn’t have the greatest caliber of people to hang with from your stories.

 

@Professional Hand Model can explain this one.

There are no local bars. All are quite a ways outside my village. My region of Kentucky is esthetically pleasing, yet devoid of any night life due to my location within a certain JC belt.

The highest caliber people I hang around on a routine basis is my parents, and truck.

 

@Tundra2 You should see if there are any travel opportunities in your work which you can take advantage. Get some exposure to different areas and people.

 

Ok, which one of you buttholes was arguing with me over how the luggage net clips come out of the panel behind the rear seat?

Someone was trying to tell me that they twist out and I was saying that was wrong.

 

I like how you left out your siblings, but included your truck.

 

Wtf so the little cap lifts and then it pops out?

 

Gotcha. See above.

 

At times... they are a waste of air.

We are in penis-cola. 800+miles from home. My little brother came with us. He wants to watch tiktoks sitting in the truck instead of enjoying the area.

We ask for help, and all we get is "huh?" And a confused look. Work is foreign to him. I am the only contributing offspring.

 

I've explored this avenue. Didn't get anywhere as far as transfer to new plant. No traveling available.

 

Yeah, you snap the entire piece in with the star wedge pulled out. Then push the star in and it expands, sort of like a rivet.

 

Did he do scouts with you/at all?
Haha we’re having some issues w our 4yo that sound about the same, but I’ve still got time!
Not to pry, but are you guys down there on a family trip? Sequoia is the road tripper?

 

Craig.

 

Lil bro tried it for a year or so and it was too high energy for him.

Change it now... you have time, but its fleeting.

Not prying at all. Family trip. I'll make my own pilgrimage one day. Maybe next year when vacation time is replenished.

Sequioa is our family hauler. My truck is my personal hauler.

 

It always amazed me, the friends I had that tried scouts, and also swimming, that quit after the first day or the first month.

 

Yes. Absolutely no work ethic. Unfortunately, these are the same people that play "the system." Edit: I have family that are 5th generation system players. They drive corvettes, and Mercedes. When it breaks down they just get another one. Makes me sick as a fuckin dog.

17 beers in. Probably should sign off, but naw....

 

Ah so he's the guy who would drive this van...got it.

 

Yes. I intervened in one of his schemes recently. As I posted earlier, legally... I can't speak further into this matter for the privacy of the potential victims.

 

You're more than welcome to join!

 

I promise you, modern pedals are no better.

Spoiler: Bloody shin

 

I still have the scar marks from my metal pedals cutting into my shin when I was hit by a car going over 40 mph on my bike at the age of 13, so I can relate.

 

I really need to hit the scrapper and get these tires sold... im to the tailgate with junk now.

and you can see my headlight harness i found in a used car... SO i guess the 02 taco will be getting headlight upgrades too now

 

People are background obsticles when im in a junkyard.

 

And the sidecars even got its own brake. Makes sense. I built a sidecar once for a motorized bike and was just wondering why I never thought to put a brake on it, then remembered I was stopping the whole shebang with a coaster brake, or tryin to anyways. Classic

 

Any good bmx pedal is a potential shin ripper. Especially the caged pedals, like bearclaws. I credit my scarred shins to GT platforms

 

JC is waiting for you to start hanging with him. Find that nice church girl we talked about and get married and start having about 10 kids to offset the next generation of messed up kids coming out of the millini stemillini generation. Lord help us.

 

Here's a short synopsis of my church girl experiences in chronological order.

1. Step-dad was touchy Feely growing up which tainted her brain. Caused psychosis, and other mental issues. No contact with reality at all. Her mom, step-dad, and gf would go on "dates" while I parented her three younger brothers. This happened more than a few times. 11 month learning lesson.
2. No drive to do anything that required more than being a passenger in a car. Walking was too difficult, and I worked "too much." 3 months toxic.
3. Long long long story short... cheated on me with her 1st cousin when we went to see her family at Chrimmas time. I walked in on this. There were other warning flags. Other red signs. Long time spent wrapped around the pinky finger. Brainwashed to ignore. 7 year learning lesson (including prior time before dating.)

 

Well then...

I’ll suggest going Full Monk. Start your own Monastery in ‘them thar’ Hills specializing in making Beer. You’ll call it Noahs Best and utilize the Local Underground Amish Mafia as a go between for Fresh Organic Produce.

This will fund your truck operations as well as providing free Grog. You’ll be able to finally get that V8 without worries from women.