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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I don’t mind some family parties. Like when we go back home (maybe once a year) it’s always a good time. There are a couple of cousins I enjoy seeing, and their babies. They know I am in different belief of their politics, don’t care, and won’t go church..yet they always make you and anyone ur with feel super welcomed.

    I should clarify, the “babies” are anywhere from 2-10 years old. I always bring them gifts as I love making them smile. Shit, last time I was there I caught lizards for one of them, and brought her lizard toys (she loves). She’s autistic, so she has my heart.

    Edit: I also use it to see my (99) grandmother.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I like my family. Next weekend we are hosting my MIL's 86th birthday. About 20 people. Lots of good food and beer and people I like. I'll be smoking ribs and my daughter volunteered to grill shrimp.
     
  3. May 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I am a huge NIN fan, so while I don’t think JC’s version is better it is epic. Actually heard the original on the way home tonight. Amazing…

    While listening to JC today I heard his version of Personal Jesus, originally from Depeche Mode. That’s another good remix.
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    You really should use it. My wife has been using hers non-stop since I got it. It's pretty damn cool.
     
  5. May 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
    TILLY

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    Pretty disappointed with the crew here tonight. :boink: Nobody noticed that all my pretty flowering plants that I'm surrounded by are indeed Poison Ivy. :anonymous:
     
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    I've never seen it before. :sorry:
     
  7. May 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I would have never known the difference
     
  8. May 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
    TILLY

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    Just busting balls like usual, :fistbump: I deal with this every year and have lots of lotion for the nasty rash you get when you contact them. :) The old saying still holds true..leaves of three, leave them be.
     
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  9. May 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Leaves of four, eat some more!
     
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  10. May 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Sounds like something your wife would say. :boink:
     
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  11. May 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Those are different sores.
     
  14. May 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Ah, the yin/yang of life.

    very true

    the extremes make us appreciate both sides





    except being a vegan. That’s just stupid
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I got the joke, I just thought everyone knew. I'm one of those weird mf'ers that isn't allergic. Crawling around in a creek for years as a kid in south texas and it never even tickled.
     
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  17. May 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I believe me and my dad are also immune because he practically lived in the woods for most of his life and I'm on track to do the same and we've never had an issue. More supporting evidence is the fact that my mom and sister both got the nasty rash while me and my dad didn't when we all went to the same place.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That photo would look great on metal or canvas!!!
     
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Filtered to b&w would probably look good.
     
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    It would be true pain for most of us, though... :notsure:
     
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    1794TX

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    I can probably count the number of meals I've had this year without 'a face' (what my wife calls meat - something that had a face) on one hand. Otherwise, isn't it just a snack?
     
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    ...my Dad and I..., oh never mind...
     
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    Wife asked my son if he’d like some Chex mix for dead week (week before finals).

    He said yes, so the wife made enough* (I hope) for his friend crew.IMG_4285.jpg
    * plus 3 packages of Oreos and various dried fruit; not shown.
     
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    How many friends in his crew?
     
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    Only way to eat Chex mix! That bag crap has way too much sodium.
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Four others, but three are ladies and one of the ladies can’t eat all the gluten.

    No, there won’t be pictures
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Plus the wife adds extra Worcestershire sauce!
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

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    Might be enough for a week, then.

    Maybe...
     
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    I am a rebel against grammar I purposely don't follow the rules :devil:
     

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