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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 30, 2025 at 6:45 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Probably cuz they don't sell crap (weird named products that Amazon is drawn into) :thumbsup:
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Noctua are the top of the line CPU air coolers. They're the Rolls Royce of what they do.
     
  3. May 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
    Mr Badwrench

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    300 hectares on single tank of kerosene
    I don't know that I could ask a lady out who knows how much (how little actually) is in my bank account lol.
     
  4. May 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I don’t remember the company; it’s saved on my laptop at home. Basically learned about them from a YT channel I watched.

    Haven’t done any detailed research yet either. Will add unplugged to my list…thx
     
  5. May 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    I should probably be glad I don't know what this means.....
     
  6. May 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Well... I stand corrected :anonymous:

    With all the effort you are putting into the build, I would've expected nothing less form you... But, the name just seemed very amazonish. So, my bad for assuming.

    However, I still do everything I can to avoid Amazon purchases as their service and turn around time is horendous here as well...
     
  7. May 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Reference driver's side grab handles...

    I found myself missng mine when I was driving the '21. For some reason I like to rest my hand through the opening when driving sometimes (I think it puts my left shoulder in a comfortable position).

    Also, w/the '21 being a little higher than the '08 and also having sliders w/no top plate instead of steps, I do find that I'll use it to step in sometimes, especially if the truck is parked at an angle, etc...

    So, driver's grab handle for the win, and haters can hate!!!!
     
  8. May 30, 2025 at 7:15 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    As they apply to 3rd gens: They are, in combination with steps, the necessary equipment so as not to be breaking plastic seat trim pieces all the time.
     
  9. May 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Change "tells time" to "tells time accurately"
     
  10. May 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    The whole seat panel cracking issue with the 3rd gen is such a perplexing un-Toyota like thing to me. It's something I would expect from Ford/GM/Ram(my bias is showing here) but not Toyota.

    I can't help but think that whatever money savings they thought they were going to get from making a thinner flimsier seat panel has already been offset by the many warranty replacements and R&D time in having to redesign the panel.
     
  11. May 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Do it. :thumbsup:

    I'll say this. Guys at work with iPhones bitch about them often. I never hear any complaints on Android phones.

    I'm so lost using an iPhone with a single home button. The bottom 3 on the Android are priceless :D
     
  12. May 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Expected response from a driver's grab handle cult member.

    Tugging at the heartstrings (makes my wittle shoulder feel gooder) to get sympathy from us non-believers.

    Your voodoo ain't gonna work here buddy.

    Good day, sir. :hattip:
     
  13. May 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :laugh:

    :rant:

    :smack:

    :spam:

    :nuclear:
     
  14. May 30, 2025 at 7:54 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D

    Goodnight! :fistbump:
     
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    GODZILLA

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    No worries. It sounds like cheap temu crap, for sure. As for avoiding the shopping hellhole, I'm on my way to the same.
     
  16. May 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:

    :hattip:
     
  17. May 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    now, nature is mocking me.


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  18. May 30, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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    kirkb Tired New Member

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    I truly tried adopting Apple products since many of my family members have them. The thing that always pissed me off was getting files, docs, mp3s on and off the device without that nasty iTunes app. With android it's simply drag and drop from computer browser without needing a proprietary app.
     
  19. May 30, 2025 at 8:57 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    They both have similar, apple just showcases it better and has the cult rep on it. where they built that rep from is when they had a smaller market share in computers, viruses were not written for them. that carried over to their phones so people believe they are more secure. Google also sells your data, as well as buys it. Apple does too, but in a different way, most hoarding.

    Both are secure and both are at the mercy of their user. that said, stat/fed laws drive the "can they" more than anything else. Imessage has been used several times to bring down criminals.

    In the end, it comes down to who are you selling your soul too. I chose google because of the diversity and not being locking into a singular device.
     
  20. May 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    New flavor for me

    yes. It’s good


    No, I don’t feel smarter


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  21. May 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    What kind of mind-fuckery do we have going on here??

    The 30 y/o has 50+ y/o hands.

    The 50+ y/o has 30 y/o hands.

     
  22. May 30, 2025 at 12:14 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I've got factory hands lol. I've got a solid 12 years of making a living with my hands, a fair bit of which was spent interacting with cardboard and some heavy lifting mixed in. Mix in a poor diet and never using lotion and voila
     
  23. May 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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    Okay, I finally tried it.

    Gave it my best.

    I can appreciate it from a historical perspective.

    But I don’t understand the continued relevance.

    I don’t like

    Johnny Cash:anonymous::crapstorm:
     
  24. May 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    He's got a handful of decent songs but I think he's a tad overrated
     
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    Did the Bank girl get a glimpse of those meat hooks?
     
  26. May 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Perhaps
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Nothing is better than an after work steak on Friday

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    There are a lot of dummies on this forum lately..:eek2::rolleyes:o_O

     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Never?? I thought you were single..

    :boink::rofl:
     
  30. May 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Send a picture of your meat to the bank lady, she'll change her relocation plans.
     

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