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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. May 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Ahh, so young, so innocent.
    I have no idea of the alcohol content.

    Say the name out loud a few times.
     
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    Drinking brats? :frusty:
     
  3. May 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Leinie's beer brats? How can you go wrong?
    I might have to look for these.
     
  4. May 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Oh God lol I am multitasking and just assumed it was a legit brand without actually noticing :rofl:
     
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  5. May 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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    Kids these days...
     
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  6. May 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
    BlackNBlu

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    Believe it or not, Dickens Cider is a legit brand.
    https://www.dickinscidercompany.com/about
     
  7. May 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  8. May 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    https://youtu.be/ROyo4BIqIuw
     
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  10. May 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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    You going for the sour granny or warm apple pie? I'm more of a juicy peach guy myself.
     
  11. May 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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    I cannot stop laughing…
     
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  13. May 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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    Of course you are.
     
  14. May 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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    Yep. Already lost some coffee watching the video with the kids talking about how much their mom likes dickens cider.
     
  15. May 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I'm gonna find some next week. Never heard about it until today.
     
  17. May 12, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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    We would expect nothing less than a detailed report of what a Dickens Cider tastes like. :evil:
     
  20. May 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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    Gonna be about a week until I get a chance, but i'll report back
     
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    :yes:
    Nothing like a group of grown men making 12yr old jokes...
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  23. May 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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    I take full credit.
    Or blame.
    (Never tried it myself.) (Will not be trying Sour Granny's Apple.)
     
  24. May 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
    Outbound

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    I'll try every one I can find. Cider > beer.
     
  25. May 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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    "Don't knock it til you try it. Nothing beats experience."

    edit: apparently, everybody wants to try it because it's oos.

    IMG_0141.jpg
     
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  26. May 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
    BlackNBlu

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    "That" age....

    That age.jpg
     
  27. May 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Absolutely. They're good to have around, they keep the rodent population down.
     
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    Puns make me numb.

    Math puns make me number.
     
  29. May 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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    When my daughter was born a buddy of mine said "I'm glad I have two boys. With boys you only have to worry about one dick, with girls you have to worry about them all."
    And that has stuck with me for the last 16 years, and it is the absolute truth. JFC.
     
  30. May 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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    Yeah, but with a girl you only deal with on pregnancy at a time if it goes bad. Your boy can bring home a whole harem of preggers. :rofl:
     

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