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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:15 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Absolutely. Cashews are better than peanuts all day, every day.
     
  2. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Poor guy, where's the rest of it :monocle:
     
  3. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    That's not to say peanuts aren't good
    Peanuts are great.
     
  4. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    If that's all he's wearing outside I think that's pretty reasonable
     
  5. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:17 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Oh yeah, I'm not saying peanuts are bad, I'm just saying cashews are better. Even if you compare the flavors. Like honey roasted cashews are better than honey roasted peanuts.
     
  6. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:17 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nah, sorry. I get tired of cashews pretty quick
     
  7. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:18 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Damn it I thought I had something that would finally unite us together...
     
  8. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:18 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Cashews are a staple here. I buy them in quart containers. Don't know if I've had a peanut since I took the grandkids to see a baseball game two summers ago.
     
  9. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:20 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Looks like a micro turtle neck..
     
  10. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    You were wrong. You need something that no sane man could disagree with, like "Boobs are cool"
     
  11. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:24 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    This is incorrect
     
  12. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:27 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    It’s winter!
     
  13. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Well, I didn't want to go with too low of hanging fruit. If I would have said oxygen is pretty good stuff the only person who could have possibly disagreed is someone who was being purposely obstinate.
     
  14. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:31 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Debatable. Like in a jar of mixed nuts, yes. The cashew would be more desirable most of the time. However, peanut butter is mana from heaven and cannot be discounted when viewing the value of the peanut.
     
  15. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:32 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    REALLY glad I'm on night shift since Sean is posting his unmentionables outside of a spoiler to warn me!
     
  16. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:33 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I don't know about all that, looks like it's always winter for that fella :laugh:
     
  17. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:33 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Hold on now partner, we aren't talking about no butter, just the nuts.
     
  18. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Everything that breathes oxygen dies. Are you sure it's "pretty good stuff?" :devil:
     
  19. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:36 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Pretty sure that quote needs to be in your signature. Definitely getting some brokeback mountain vibes. :rofl:
     
  20. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:37 PM
    GODZILLA

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    The way you phrase that makes me wonder if you're talking about duckbutter.
     
  21. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just means it's not the good shit ;)
     
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  22. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:47 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    ...but then it's no longer a martini; it's just a gin and tonic :hattip:
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I think it’s on a mannequin….so maybe PG-13? :duel::nuclear:
     
  24. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Cashews and chocolate covered caramel balls go well together :thumbsup:
     
  25. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Probably at Target :laugh:
     
  26. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:57 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Plymouth is our go to for mixed drinks

    If we're just drinking it straight, Navy Strength Plymouth :cheers:
     
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  27. Nov 21, 2023 at 6:59 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Not commenting here till all this talk about nuts and balls has subsided.
     
  28. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:14 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We can transition it over to t-bags if you'd like :notsure:


    :rofl:I said transition :laugh:
     
  29. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you. Post a "get ready for my next post" warning next time. I cannot unsee that now
     
  30. Nov 21, 2023 at 7:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    How do you think she feels????
     

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