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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 26, 2023 at 11:27 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Looks too damn sweet for me!
     
  2. Sep 26, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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    Just meant so you can see the prices and mileage, along with the variable amounts of add ons.

    I've put a leg over a Tenere 700 (smaller engine, more off road oriented bike than the Super) and I felt I'd be ok to ride it. On paper that's almost 2 inches taller than my current bike. The Super Tenere has two seat positions and on its low seat position it is only about a 1/2 inch taller than mine. I'd still like to find one in person and see.
     
  3. Sep 26, 2023 at 4:34 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I'm going to tell you guys a statement my coworker made today without any context. You guys have to guess what he was talking about. "You can't have an eight or higher unless there are chunks."
     
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  4. Sep 26, 2023 at 4:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Vomitting
     
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  5. Sep 26, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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  6. Sep 26, 2023 at 4:52 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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  7. Sep 26, 2023 at 4:53 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
    Took a solid windshield rock hit driving to work this morning. Actually made me jump a bit, almost sounded like a gunshot.
     
  8. Sep 26, 2023 at 4:56 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Something about rating candy condoms?
     
  9. Sep 26, 2023 at 5:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Your guys' answers are predictably awful :rofl: It was his scale of rating a burp lol. (I also think his scale is terrible, chunks would make the rating go down for me)
     
  10. Sep 26, 2023 at 5:47 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    That's how mine was I had earlier this year. Scared the shit out of me
     
  11. Sep 26, 2023 at 5:49 PM
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    :burp:
     
  12. Sep 26, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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    Ouch! Any damage, or just the terrible sound?
     
  13. Sep 26, 2023 at 5:57 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Yeah, a pretty good "bullseye" crack. I already filed a claim, repair next Thursday. I had a choice of repair or replacement, I went with repair as I've already had a couple of replacements and it's on the passenger side, why fuck with a seal I know is good. Doesn't matter cause if I don't like the repair, I just tell them and they will replace it. Figured I'd avoid the removal first and see how the repair goes first. That's the beauty of AZ insurance laws, comprehensive includes free glass.
     
  14. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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    Nice. Glass is a separate thing here unless it's caused in an accident, but I've also only got a $50 deductible for glass. Local chip repair costs less than that, so I only use insurance if it can't be repaired. Funny enough, I have never replaced a vehicles windshield. *knocks on wood* My '05 Dodge Stratus that I had for 12 years still had the factory glass when I got rid of it. It was pretty sandblasted, and I probably should have replaced it, but never did.
     
  15. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:10 PM
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    I've replaced both Tundra windshields, and Highlander windshield. Our roads suck. I did replace the Corollas back glass, and windshield in 2018 from a gigantic hailstorm. Our deductible was $50, but considered "an act of god" so no deductible needed
     
  16. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:15 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Jeffrey Dahmer?
     
  17. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:16 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I hate this answer more than all the others combined
     
  18. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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    Yes
     
  19. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Same here, always shit getting kicked up. We've already had a few replacements on both the Tundra and the wife's Venza. That's why I chose just a repair this time, especially cause it's on the passenger side. And like I said, the repair is for the life of the vehicle as long as I own it, so I can always get a free replacement if I want for $0.00.
     
  20. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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    So, if your name was Tyler that would be equivalent to around 2.34654 days?
     
  21. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:21 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Exactly.
     
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  23. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:26 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Was just driving home and the car ahead of us had a bumper sticker that said “Warning: The car makes frequent stops at your mom’s house”.

    Still laughing…
     
  25. Sep 26, 2023 at 6:41 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I'd like to have some bumper stickers made up to slap on other people's cars.
    Things like "I HATE COPS"
     
  27. Sep 26, 2023 at 7:00 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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  28. Sep 26, 2023 at 7:01 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think I was pretty close :(
     
  29. Sep 26, 2023 at 7:04 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Yes.... which takes this whole thing back to my vomit answer :puke:


    so, what'd I win????
     
  30. Sep 26, 2023 at 7:04 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You definitely were close. All the other answers blinded me to yours lol
     

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