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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 24, 2023 at 6:42 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Speaking of no homo. Never liked that name.
     
  2. Sep 24, 2023 at 6:48 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I just googled the etymology of "Cornhole".
    It was named such because it was invented in the Ohio valley farming community in the 1800s and they used bags filled with feed corn because it was cheap and they had a fuk ton of it. Not a very imaginative name.
    Then it became a nick name for buttsects around 1930ish.
    The most fuk'd up part to me is that it's a "pro" sport now.
     
  3. Sep 24, 2023 at 7:28 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    I did see the Pro Tour on ESPN recently. I will admit to watching it for a bit. The game is fun but more when you have a beer in the other hand.
     
  4. Sep 24, 2023 at 11:03 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    This means it is recreation, not a sport. Same goes for shit like pool and golf.
     
  5. Sep 24, 2023 at 11:07 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Yo, they sell Cornhole gear.
    Shit's serious.
     
  6. Sep 24, 2023 at 4:24 PM
    snoope

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    Con enjoying Art again.jpg

    When the "Boss" is totally into her "Work" you quietly enjoy your time off :cheers: :cool:

    Everyone enjoy their Sunday evening...:thumbsup:
     
  7. Sep 24, 2023 at 7:41 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    I need a redo on the weekend. I’m far more mentally and physically exhausted right now than I was last Friday afternoon. No clue how I’m going to make it thru the week…
     
  8. Sep 24, 2023 at 7:46 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    I've only got two days of work this week. Taking a mini road trip with the wife on Wednesday-Friday.
     
  9. Sep 24, 2023 at 7:58 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Take tomorrow off, I'll tell your boss :thumbsup:
    Nice, where to?
     
  10. Sep 24, 2023 at 9:40 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Crater Lake for a night, then over to the coast near Bandon for the second night.
     
  11. Sep 25, 2023 at 2:59 AM
    GODZILLA

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  12. Sep 25, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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  13. Sep 25, 2023 at 8:09 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Quiet today

    I finally slept well last night, so thanks you whomever here that sacrificed their sleep. It was much appreciated.
     
  14. Sep 25, 2023 at 8:37 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I woke up at 1am needing to take a dump.
    You're welcome.
     
  15. Sep 25, 2023 at 10:13 AM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    And you post this 10 1/2 hours later. Why not at 1 AM? :rofl:
     
  16. Sep 25, 2023 at 10:56 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I got to the hotel around 930 PST, ate, then slept until 530A for the gym
     
  17. Sep 25, 2023 at 12:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So I take it you've never been noodlin' either??
     
  18. Sep 25, 2023 at 12:42 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    No. I know that term as used for catching catfish with your bare hands. But, however you use it I’m sure my answer is still “no”
     
  19. Sep 25, 2023 at 12:48 PM
    Black@Blue19

    Black@Blue19 Old Salt

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    Every time I see this I am wanting it to say Free Hot Cakes!!! :) very strange??????
     
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  20. Sep 25, 2023 at 1:36 PM
    SwitchThrottle

    SwitchThrottle Living in Idiocracy

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    Why do you think @RichterScale was on the toilet at 1am? Never trust free food.

    :crapstorm:
     
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  21. Sep 25, 2023 at 1:48 PM
    Black@Blue19

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    ^^^^ we lived in a very small town for a number of years, it was great. We always had pancakes breakfasts on a Saturday to raise money for what ever needed some funds. Home of the pancake breakfast… :) I still get a good chuckle out of that. :)
     
  22. Sep 25, 2023 at 2:41 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Seriously though, I get the whole getting old and getting up to piss in the night thing,.....
    but who TF wakes up to shit in the middle of the night? WTF?
     
  23. Sep 25, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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    Ever had 5Guys?
     
  24. Sep 25, 2023 at 3:37 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I mean, I had 4 chorizo pork sausages smothered in sauerkraut and onions,....but c'mon man.
     
  25. Sep 25, 2023 at 3:53 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    You, apparently?
     
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    I believe 5 girls taste better.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    The cafeteria at work used to make an awesome chorizo breakfast burrito. I could eat like one.

    Screenshot_20230925_191538_Brave.jpg
     
  30. Sep 25, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah, nightshift throws a wrench into the schedule. :laughing:
     

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