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@LarryDangerfield you can alway get a new one. Besides, until they get the green card they basically owe their US existence to you.



I don't know your preference, but maybe choose your favorite food and go from there.

 

Don't I have to be rich to get a mail order bride though?

 

So...you haven't winterized that trailer yet, have you.

 

I don't think so. Probably about a car payment when you do the math. You're used to those right?

 

I've had 2, found the right one the second time around.

 

That sounds like asking for advice. Most of what I could say is trite, but...
Qualifying this with: On my 2nd-and-last marriage, and neither of those are my son's mom.

Place extremely high value on yourself and your future personal history, and choose relationships wisely. Decide for yourself how much of you you're going to share, and how much you're going to keep. Be perfectly honest with yourself and any prospective long-term relationship about what you want in life, what you will or won't tolerate, and everything else. If you have problems, try to fix the problems; but if you find out afterward that there are ingredients that weren't listed on the label, or there's something broken about the person you just didn't see before, don't try to fix them because you can't. You only get one life; don't waste it being unhappy.

 

Nope. Almost slept the last night. Totally cool with that…

 

Can confirm

That's awesome that you found the right one I mean if it's anything like vehicles I only have to get married like nine times before I find the right one

 

I appreciate the advice.

 

you got it!

 

So i just did a couple searches for you. Probably on some new government watch lists now...You're welcome.

So if the low end to naturalization is 18mos, and the average mail order bride is $3k to $50k thats like $166 to $2700/mo. I guess you have to figure out what your sweet spot is.

 

LOL! Okay so with that big of a spread I'm going to assume that the high end is doing it legally and the low end is they get shipped to you in a barrel

 

High end is probably unattainable, so maybe shop a little lower. BJs has 50lbs of rice for $22.99, so that means asian or hispanic...if that's your jam.

 

I feel like you purposely chose that store out of any other store just because of the name

 

They gotta do more than feed you for citizenship right?

 

I suppose it would be too much to ask for like a genuine connection and everlasting happiness eh?

 

Shit man, just come down here. They are literally pouring over the border, so much so that they are doing "street releases" Just offer to "sponsor" one and you'll be good to go on the very cheap side.

 

..sorry...I lost you after "ask for". It make have been the use of "like" or whatever that other gibberish was.

 

@Outbound wouldn't leave you

 

If you're heading into marriage thinking about divorce, you're doing it wrong. Just saying...

 

Depends if he can cook or not.

 

Probably came off wrong.

Government shouldn't be involved in marriage.

Better?

 

No...but if you cook he can take really pretty pictures of it for the interwebs.

 

Amen. Same here. It’s pointless and a giant financial suck.

 

What do you say pal? I'll take pictures, you cook yummy meat, and you get to be a citizen! I shall even provide you your first complimentary pistol when you become an American!