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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
    TILLY

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    You calling me out old dude Ketchup hater? :boink:
     
  2. Apr 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  3. Apr 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    ketchup.

    ever since I was a kid...I ALWAYS mix some washyoursister sauce in my ketchup.

    ALWAYS.

    condiment perfection.




    2nd place.
    upload_2025-4-30_5-18-53.png
     
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  4. Apr 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    new windows on the back of the house.

    since 1998, we had those solar screen things on the outside of the house. (back of house faces west, so full sun in evening)

    this is what it is like now.



    upload_2025-4-30_5-20-38.png

    off to Home Depot to get those fancy dark pull down sunscreen things for the interior of the windows.....
     
  5. Apr 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Yep. Around 4 hours and 45 mins max I think.
     
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  6. Apr 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Reported.
     
  7. Apr 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Exactly!!!!

    A1 belongs in chili... :stirthepot:
     
  8. Apr 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
    Blue Thunder

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    Been laughing my ass off… great topics this week.

    As a kid, ketchup was a must for hot dogs. Even as an adult I didn’t think otherwise. Then about a decade ago I worked with a lady from the east coast and she linked ketchup on hot dogs to satan worship. I poked fun at that as much as possible and then tried a hot dogs without it and the seas parted.

    Not only have I never looked back, but I have been replacing ketchup nearly everywhere. Don’t use it on burgers; that’s what A1 or BBQ sauce is for. It’s a good mask on french fries that were poorly salted by the chef, but I prefer a good ranch these days for fries.

    It is still delicious on eggs and hash browns when you mix them all together. But still needs a good hot sauce to finish the deal.
     
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  9. Apr 30, 2025 at 6:17 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Yes I am a ketchup hater. Even the no corn syrup ketchups. I just don't like it.
     
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  10. Apr 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I have always believed no two people have the same taste buds so I try and never pass any judgment on people's food preferences. As far as hotdogs go, I prefer a traditional yellow mustard with nothing else. The acidity cuts through the fat of a hotdog bringing it together nicely.

    This may be more of a comment on American food in general but our food uses the cheapest lowest quality ingredients wherever possible. Things don't taste right and high fructose corn syrup and various emulsifiers are in everything to mask the chemical concoctions that make up so much of what is eaten these days.

    Back to the ketchup topic, I don't really use it much but if I must have ketchup, I'll use Primal Kitchen ketchup. They have a spicy version that is pretty good. I just can't use the high fructose corn syrup stuff that gets sold in most place. Tastes nasty and chemically to me.

    I find myself looking much more closely at the labels on stuff I buy these days as I'm consciously trying to reduce the amount of fake stuff/chemicals I'm putting into my body.
     
  11. Apr 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I could never be a therapist because I can't hear a single piece of gossip without asking for a picture of the person
     
  12. Apr 30, 2025 at 6:38 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Reference and perspective... both are actually valid reasons to obtain photographic evidence of the appearance of the person in question :thumbsup:

    PS>>> Yes, that was intentional... :devil:
     
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  13. Apr 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I agree with a lot of that, because most ketchup is over sweetened garbage. But this catsup is really good. Never to be used on a hotdog though.

    ketchup.jpg
     
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    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Since you used both in the same post....
    Ketchup or Catsup?

    Catsup sounds like it should be dinner for felines.
     
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    I knew someone would take the bait.
     
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    :anonymous::anonymous:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Guess I'd better start putting ketchup on my hot dogs.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Faith is important. Believe in something!
     
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    the entire concept of passports is weird, you try to visit a slightly different piece of the planet you were born on and then somebody goes "woah woah woah, first I need to see a very small booklet"
     
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    KNABORES Sarcasm incoming

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    It's to screen for weirdos. Not sure how effective it is, seems to be a lot of weirdos traveling
     
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Decided not to play catch up with yall on the last 20 or so pages I missed out on.. came in just in time to say... Ketchup is gross.

    1) Yellow mustard
    2) BBQ Sauce
    3) seasoning only
     
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    Don’t worry, pretty soon they’ll just scan a chip in your neck.
     
  26. Apr 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Ignored
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Would rather just pee on it
     
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    Peeing on someone’s neck? You nasty
     
  29. Apr 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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    we dont kink shame here



    ok, yes we do....


    get em!
     
  30. Apr 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Well, I lost my cool and resigned effective immediately this morning. Yesterday my direct report had done the same. The bs of the place just wasn't worth the paycheck for one more pay period.

    I really wanted to stick it out until I had a job offer in hand but I couldn't resist the urge to ride out as a team. I regret not resigning effective immediately the moment my direct report did and walking out the front door with him.

    I literally hit reply all to my direct reports resignation email, copied and pasted what he wrote and signed off with my name.

    I texted him and let him know we left as a team and we high five'd each other via text.
     
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