Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Touche'

 

What if I am wearing Birkenstocks. As a man or a gorilla.

Possibly without a beard.

 

Are you also wearing socks (Birkensocks?)? Soul Patch? Man bun? Fedora?

 

Yes.

 

Mine did the same thing with both of us on the couch a few weeks ago.

 

just don't wear crocs....

 

Beans...

 

@Azblue to give you a better idea of what you could possibly leave out to lower the price:



Base price on a Limited is at the top, and this gives you everything in a base SR5 plus softex seats, heated and cooled front seats, 14" multimedia screen, dual zone climate control, driver and passenger power seats, 20" wheels, chrome mustache, chrome mirror caps, chrome rear bumper, chrome door handles, and chrome window trim.

I'm 80% sure the two options I highlighted are linked and have to be taken together, and the all weather floor liners are part of the TRD Off Road package.

Puts you to the following starting point, and right now Toyota has a $3K discount. On top of that cash buyers get an additional $3K off. Financing you lose the second discount but get 1.99% on SR5s or 2.99% on Limiteds if your credit is stellar.

 

I should mention that, AFAIK, the 360 camera is also part of the Limited Premium Package.

I also am not sure if the digital dash is standard on the limited or if it's in a package and not declared. ***EDIT*** Found the digital dash. Looks like it's standard on Limited trims.

 

I think to wear Birkenstocks you have to have a beard.

 

The only Birkenstock wearers with beards are the women.

 

My mistake. I forgot about the loan. Guess I don't finance enough vehicles.

What would Larry say?

 

I'm picking the gorilla. All day every day. Especially if the men have beards or wear flip flops.

 

this.

the gorilla always wins.


as in life.

 

I've always thought I had hearing issues in the past. Apparently I don't, and I'm just that asshole who chooses to selectively hear. I have zero ringing in my ears, even after listening to the audio posted clip by @1lowlife on full blast on my head phones.

 

I'm in.
The Live Thread crew gets them for free.99 though.

 

i have an iphone....used to have an android.

does the android still have that function that tunes the earphones to your ears.

because that was nice.

 

I'll pay Larry 1 IPA for each one.

 

I’ve grown a beard multiple times. Usually i try to keep clean shaven for a few reasons. Wearing a respirator with a beard sucks. Wearing a dust mask with a beard sucks as well, but if i have 2 day old stubble, i noticed that my 3M dust masks get torn up and don’t last nearly as long when compared to clean shaven. I also workout quite a bit (run, bicycle, dirtbike, gym). It kinda sucks having a super sweaty beard.


PROs (or cons depending what side of the fence you’re on)-
-My dogs like to eat any remnant food out of my beard.
-The gay guy at the gym was very disappointed that i shaved my beard off…and was vocal about it. Seems like i can’t please everyone.

 

I just had a salesman use the word "actually" on a retort to me.

I don't know how I stayed in my seat.


What's wrong with people?


Do yutes not know how to converse with etiquette?


FTR -
he was wearing those brown leather shoes with the white soles. (worse than flip flops)

 

I cannot say “actually “ when telling someone they’re wrong? Since when?

 

I am picturing a female yeti…

 

That's not financially irresponsible enough, unfortunately.

Try again

 

I am the wrong guy to ask. I. Not an audiophile and I dislike bass.

It is noticeably better than the stock system, but I am not picky enough on sound systems to be more precise than that.