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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    worser for you and I.

    from what I read...the delayed pmts only tack on the principle. the interest is forgiven.

    that's evil for the taxpayers.


    think of how many foreclosures are out there.....delayed. 1,000's
     
  2. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    People ask me how I handle Florida all the time. Easy, be born here, live a few years in the West with fires and then 13 years in DFW. Florida is peaceful after that (weather wise)
     
  3. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I could retire in Florida. Specifically on Amelia Island at the Ritz on the beach in a lounger with beach service moving my umbrella and fetching me drinks. Based on my current income and investments, if I retire at 67, I'd have enough to keep doing that until I'm 67.
     
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  4. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Take a look at the housing booms and crashes that occurred starting in about 2007 and you'll see what happened to real estate trends, neighborhoods, etc.. Vegas was the first, PHX was #2, and Albq was #3... each of these large metro area had 'nice' neighborhoods w/moderately priced homes, overfinancanced by many, turn to BKs and short sales, followed by a plummet in housing markets where legitimate home owners were unable to sell their 250k homes for value cuz there were 5-10 in the neighborhood just like them that were bank owned and being sold off for under 100k; followed by a mass buy up by investors; followed by a mass exploitation of govt programs and funds; and voila you moderately priced 1/4 million dollar (small starter but nice gated community home) just got invaded by a crap ton of rentals and section 8 housing within your gates; and now cuz you can't sell your home at what should be market value, you're stuck raising your family in lower to upper-lower neighborhoods, and your neighborhood is now subject to frequent drug raids, abandoned vehicles, squatters, neighbors w/a shit ton of stolen property in their yards, etc...

    No different than other investments, watch the trends, look back at history and figure out how to profit or at least stay afloat as these waves come and go....

    The key to it all.... DON'T BUY MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD!!!!

    Always remember, there's a diferrence between being able to buy something and being able to afford something :hattip:
     
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  5. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Same... Same...

    I just left Pinellas county because I was priced out and I was in literal paradise.

    Now, I live in old Florida and I love it. Getting used to tanic rivers versus beaches but I visit my home town often and still get my dose of overpriced tourist bogged areas
     
  6. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
    VelcrowKnight

    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    Sorry I didn’t finish the entire story and the forum is supposed to be family friendly. Just take my word for it that I wasn’t too nice. I may have went a bit angry NCO versus stupid ass private.
     
  7. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    If you have NSFW content, you can hide it behind a 'Spoiler' button. Like this:

    upload_2025-4-24_8-24-5.png
     
  8. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    The Big Short is a great telling of the 2008 subprime mortgage bust.
    The Big Short (2015) - IMDb
     
  9. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    yes.

    Margin Call does a good job from the inside perspective.

    The same folks that got ripped off in 2008, are probably the same folks to take a beating this go round.

    US.





    really,
    I'm just trying to get turtles to get on my Turtle platform.
     
  10. Apr 24, 2025 at 6:42 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Todays breakfast, separated for easier visibility. The "runny orange" is melted cheddar for the wife on the right.

    Also, egg + egg whites + cheddar cheese + goat cheese (mine only) + our everything seasoning.

    upload_2025-4-24_9-42-49.png
     
  11. Apr 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    Botox puts living humans into the uncanny valley.

    I want to see a non-botoxed and botoxed person with the Fibonacci spiral overlaid on their faces :laugh:
     
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  12. Apr 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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  14. Apr 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Is that an HOA approved Turtle platform?? :boink:

    PS>>> Make sure you're not trying to or accidentally snaring any desert tortoises w/that thing!!!! Freaks WILL come out of the woodworks to see you hang over that shit!!!
     
  15. Apr 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I've resolved myself to think the HOA can kiss my entire white ass.

    I even painted it to match the dock!

    I am starting to think the turtles know of my biases & are protesting me.

    next think ya know...they are going to attack the Tesla.

    upload_2025-4-24_11-19-48.png
     
  16. Apr 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Shit man... you're like... livin' in the Hamptons rich :thumbsup:
     
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  17. Apr 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    the effects of being a stingy curmudgeon.
     
  18. Apr 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Definitely explains why you hate folks w/muzzle brakes and believe you shouldn't have to deal with them...

    #entitled :rofl:
     
  19. Apr 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Needs chives… that’s my go-to seasoning lately for anything egg related
     
  20. Apr 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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    Yesterday had some but we ran out. Today was down and dirty. Tomorrow we transfer sites so I wasn't about to make more dishes and containers.
     
  21. Apr 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    They might think it's stinky. Make it smell like moss and rotted wood and they might think it's nice.
     
  23. Apr 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I'm not doing another damn thing for them until I see some reciprocity.
     
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  24. Apr 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Shane Gillis is a twat. There I said it.
     
  28. Apr 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Is that a bath tub or a sink?
     
  29. Apr 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Yes.
     
  30. Apr 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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    VelcrowKnight New Member

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    I happen to know that @GODZILLA posted his last comment while taking a poop
     

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