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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 5, 2019 at 5:54 PM
    Kerch71

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    I've about had it with all you Nirvana haters. I'm outta here. Gotta find some peeps with better taste in music....oh well, whatever, Nevermind!!
     
  2. Nov 5, 2019 at 5:56 PM
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  3. Nov 5, 2019 at 5:58 PM
    JMB

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    Especially when you consider this.

    The video features celebrities and anonymous people lip synching to the lyrics. The non-celebrities are filmed around the world, in front of iconic landmarks, such as Times Square in New York, Millennium Park in Chicago, Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles, St Pauls and Tower Bridge in London, the Opera House and Harbour Bridge in Sydney, and the Brandenburger Tor and Reichstag in Berlin. On screen celebrities include Billy Gibbons (who voices his lines in the song), Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell, Cindy Taylor, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Eliza Dushku, Dominique Swain, Gene Simmons, Wayne Gretzky, Big & Rich'sJohn Rich, the cast of The Girls Next Door, Kid Rock, Lupe Fiasco, Twista, Nelly Furtado, the crew from American Chopper, Paul Wall, Ted Nugent, Grant Hill, Taryn Manning, Lindsey Shaw, Riki Lindhome, Federico Castelluccio, Jerry Cantrell, Liam Lynch, Jordan Carlos, the Naked Cowboy, and numerous others. Sometimes the lyric they are lip synching relates to themselves. At the end of the video Nickelback is shown playing live on stage; this shot was filmed on July 13, 2007 at the Comcast Center for the Performing Arts in Mansfield, Massachusetts.[17]
     
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  4. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:00 PM
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    That guy needs his throat ripped out.
     
  5. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:00 PM
    War Machine

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    War Machine

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    Things are heating up.


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  7. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:05 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Looks good!
     
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  8. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:06 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Where did you get the license plate covers?
     
  9. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:07 PM
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    Yeah. I asked my youngest daughter why Nickleback is so hated. She said, because they suck. I said, no this sucks, see link below. But she was way into Hanson. I took her to a show when she was maybe 10 or 12. I had to wear earplugs because of the screaming 10 or 12 year olds. But it was a great show, musically talented, good technically and they played some throwback 50s, 60s and 70s. :anonymous:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_band
     
  10. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:08 PM
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    Paid an exorbitant amount through the dealership.
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl: :thumbsup:
     
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    I did my time at Jonas Brothers and One Direction concerts. Neither were too bad besides the screaming.
     
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    And they don't even fit right.... Yeesh.
     
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    She doesn’t like those wheels. Mirror caps and door handles next. Then maybe wheels.
     
  16. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:13 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    What wheels does she like?
     
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    Wait...my dumbass didn’t get the joke. Thought you meant the frame. I’ve been up since 1:30 this morning. Not too sharp at the moment.
     
  18. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I was wondering if you were going to catch on.
     
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    Your answer sounded facetious though, so you could've just kept rolling with it :rofl:
    why were you up at 1:30?
     
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    I don’t know, nothing I’ve shown her so far.
     
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    War Machine

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    I was actually trying to look up the part number for the damned thing.
     
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    Icon Rebounds would look slick.
     
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    No reason. Just decided to wake up and not go back to sleep.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Denied
     
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    Can relate.
    I also have a 5 year old that likes to come into my room at all hours of the night with no regard to how quiet he is.
     
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    Did you throw the other Icon options at her? They just released that new wheel here recently...
     
  28. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:21 PM
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    Ruined a perfectly good Weird Al song.
     
  29. Nov 5, 2019 at 6:22 PM
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    Does he ever do the thing where he gets right in your face and says “Daddy”, almost gets knocked tf out?
     
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    She’s browsing right now.
     

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