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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Favorite Sport to Watch

  1. NFL

    7 vote(s)
    28.0%
  2. College Football

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  3. NBA

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  4. College Basketball

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. MLB

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  6. NHL

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  7. Under Water Basket Weaving

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Boxing/MMA

    4 vote(s)
    16.0%
  9. Motocross

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  10. F1

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  11. Redneck Racing aka NASCAR

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  12. Pole Vaulting

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Bowling

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. Women's Beach Volleyball

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  15. Staring at Cheerleaders

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  1. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    He just took the entrance exam on TW. It has been up to vote on TW with staff....trying to get him an A+ so he can see what we are against. Been texting him reports (4 so far on TW alone) so he can now experience our Dumpster Fridays and how these two forums are polar opposites
     
  2. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Adams life motive
     
  3. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    According to the TV you have low testosterone. They can fix it with pills that athletes you've never heard of swear buy. They'll even give you a bottle free because it's so good. :boink:
     
  4. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Here is my story today;
    Wife made sure I was breathing
    Gia decided to say fuck u, and shit on the white rug (again)
    Roomba picked it up and took it ALL OVER the first floor. ALL. OVER.
    Roomba is now in the trash
    Slickdeals had a great brand for an off-brand Roomba that sweeps/mops. It will be here tomorrow.
     
  5. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:45 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    LOL I have higher test than the "average" Joe for sure lol.
     
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  6. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:46 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    I won't agree to that.
     
  7. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:48 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Ditto. My wife flat out ignores everything the trainer we spent $1200 on taught us then wonders why the dog is terrible when I'm not around.
     
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  8. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :fistbump:
     
  9. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:49 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    How old are your kids? Our trainer told us kids under the age of about 12 are always beneath dogs in the hierarchy.
     
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  10. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Fuck Cancer Staff Member

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    Tress will be next round (to the far left blank areas in rock)

    IMG_2342.jpg
    IMG_8362.jpg
     
  11. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    When we got the dogs they were 9 and 11. Now they are 12 and 15. Girls are 2.5 years apart. The dogs do tend to listen to them better nowadays since the wife and I have tried teaching them that they can be in charge if they assert themselves. But I think that the dogs do still look at them as below them.
     
  12. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:57 PM
    coTony

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    I am thinking you are taking away from my sleep. I slept 3.5 hrs, woke up and ladi there wide awake. Got up just before 2am and got on the computer researching rifle tri-pods and came back to bed at 4. Did not get to sleep until almost 5. This gave me 5.5 hours sleeplast night.

    A side effect of stopping stone cold on the hydrocodone is insomnia. Glad you got some sleep and hope you feel better
     
  13. Apr 19, 2024 at 12:59 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Hmm..
    Tundras Live: Disagree to disagree
     
  14. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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    :worthless:

    Since you've changed their potty place they are revolting. Leash training with potty needs to be relearned. Take them to the place you want them to potty while on leash.
     
  15. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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    :yes:
     
  16. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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    Dude, that sounds very familiar
     
  17. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:04 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :annoyed:
    I would lose my mind!
     
  18. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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    You just wait
    Some cool finds today
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  19. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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    We have, and do. Was (trying to) snowing last night so I watched them through the blinds. When they would smell, and then look like they were going to use it, I re-directed them.
     
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    Fortunately for me, I cannot clean it up. Its on the wife lol. I have such a bad gag reflex to shit and puke. Cannot do it.
     
  21. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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    Taste each one of those.
     
  22. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    No u
     
  23. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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    be right there.
     
  24. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:13 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Damn.. I should of started that excuse when I first had kids :laugh:
     
  25. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Get a room.
     
  26. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:34 PM
    T-Rex266

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    We already did. M6
    They always leave a light on
     
  27. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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    You really need to condition and desensitize yourself to situations like this, next time try picking it up with just your fingers.
     
  28. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Good call
     
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  29. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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    I shoveled shit when I was younger on the farm so that took care of my problem
     
  30. Apr 19, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Yep shoveling the sweets out of the bottom of grain bins and working in a slaughter house took care of any gag reflex for me
     

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