Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

I do not know typical but I think they say anyone over 50 or 55 should get it.

 

The opposite, the chicken pox virus is still hanging around and it leads to shingles when you get older. Your dr tells you to go get it at 50.

 

The first shingles shot put me out of commission for four days. I never went back for the second one. Good Luck!

 

Yeah, my tripleconpannas have about 225mg per, but I've done 2 of them back to back and haven't died yet; usually have about 3 of those a day

 

I watched a few episodes of House Hunters International where the kids were 'participating' in the decision process; like flat out telling the parents 'I refuse to live in this house I don't like the size or location of the bedroom'...

My response would be, 'No problem... enjoy your new foster family back in the states. I clearly haven't been raising you right, and I'd like to see you have a shot at a better life'...

 

One needs friends to worry about that shit...

 

(I) before the (E) except after C; or if it sound like 'eye' or 'A' or 'E"

as in 'weigh', 'weight', 'height'

or 'feisty', 'caffeine', 'leisure', 'protein', 'seize', etc....

 

read my post on the topic

 

@T-Rex266 at the gym: "Point me to the 300lb and greater resistance bands, please"

 

I've never done one and don't plan to either

 

‘I’ before ‘E,’ except when you run a feisty heist on your weird beige overweight foreign neighbor whose sovereigns reign and leisurely seize their atheist seismologist heirs herd of reindeer who pull eight counterfeit sleighs for caffeinated weightlifters.

 

I got chicken pox when I was around eight or so. When I first started showing symptoms, all of our immediate family with young children brought them over to my house so we could all be infected together and get it over with. This is the way.

 

Comfortability. Bingo. Reminds me of a story…

I started going to church after attending AA meetings. The first Sunday I went, I wore my finest chucks, slacks w/ belt, button-up shirt, but no tie. I hate ties.

Anyway, as I was making my way through the foyer, a woman stopped me, looked me up and down, and with the tone of a typical Karen, said “Nice tie.”

Without skipping a beat I replied “thanks! It matches my underwear.”

Her jaw dropped, and I continued on my way, haha!

 

Amen

 

Chicken pox canceled the one and only trip my parents planned to Disneyland when I was a kid. Little did I know it was a blessing in disguise.

 

Not as good as the last round, but still pretty funny!

 

I wore a suit to my grandfather's funeral out of respect for my grandmother.

 

Better make some room in your yard, @T-Rex266

 

They were both dead before I was old enough to care. They were just old grumpy people at the family reunions, and as a child I didn't attend their funerals.

 

A bargain at half the price!