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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyoMafia, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:02 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, Token AmeriCanadian

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  2. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:10 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado

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    Reminds me of an old Army joke.

    A soldier takes a leak and doesn't wash his hands afterwards. A Marine notices this and says "We were taught in Basic to wash our hands after we go to the bathroom."

    Soldier responds "We were taught in Basic not to pee on our hands."
     
  3. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:11 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado

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    Well, shit. That's the same as the Marine and the Soldier joke I just told. I need to read farther before I respond.
     
  4. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:13 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado

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    We only do if we get stung by a stingray.
     
  5. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:13 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Wisconsin- home of the best financial advisors.

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    One could argue an electrician is the perfect blend of brains and mechanical aptitude.

    A welder on the other hand.. :monocle:
     
  6. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:14 PM
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    gosolo “The .com stands for communist”, Dale Gribble

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    Okay, did I tell you about that shop in downtown Portland where they have brains for sale?
     
  7. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:14 PM
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    Swimmers gonna swim
    Bless yalls heart.
    Wash your wiener first thing in the morning. Then there's no need to wash your hands
     
  8. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:15 PM
    Outbound

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    You did not. Why am I not surprised Portland has a shop like that...
     
  9. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:23 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia [OP] SSEM #15 @toyomafiaworld #3MW

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    Don’t let him screw with you. We all know there are no brains in Portland
     
  10. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:25 PM
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    I’d really like to meet you and hang out, most sparkies I meet are…….. on a different spectrum of life.
    I always had to write a pictoral wiring diagram for these double pole time clocks we used, for some reason one of the terminals was labeled N, guess what color wire almost always landed there……
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    27AC5FE0-E2D3-4784-B478-DE647BC979C8.jpg
     
  11. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:25 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo “The .com stands for communist”, Dale Gribble

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    I stopped in to look around. Very interesting, along 2 walls in refrigerator cabinets were brains for sale; carpenters brains-$18.00/lb, iron workers brains-$65.00/lb, electrician brains-$1.20/lb and so on…
    But, on the 3rd wall was this security cabinet with many locks and 6” thick bullet proof glass, plus a couple security guards. The sign above said ‘welders brains-$4,600/oz. I had to ask the proprietor, ‘why?’
    ‘Do you know how many welders it takes to get a pound of brains?’ he said
     
  12. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:30 PM
    gosolo

    gosolo “The .com stands for communist”, Dale Gribble

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    Yep, that’s the one I used the punch line from. I figured it was older than dirt and everyone already knew the joke, lol
     
  13. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:34 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA ASCM#1 Douchebag formerly known as 50 Buck

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    :rofl:

    I laughed out loud!
     
  14. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:39 PM
    NWPirate

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    :facepalm: White, lol. Just a good test to make sure the breaker trips?

    I didn't say we were all bright!
     
  15. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:43 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Journey Bravely

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    Water pump? Ours supposedly only lasted about 85k kms.
     
  16. Feb 28, 2022 at 6:56 PM
    Outbound

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    I don't think so. It was a yellowish/green fluid. We are just coming up on 85k though...

    I hit a pretty big chunk of ice and packed snow yesterday that fell off a big rig in front of me
     
  17. Feb 28, 2022 at 7:06 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  18. Feb 28, 2022 at 7:06 PM
    Jim LE 1301

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    :monocle:

    :yes:
     
  19. Feb 28, 2022 at 10:03 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Can we still post about our day?

    I'll give you the condensed version since there is no whining allowed.
    This really is the condensed version, although it may not seem like it.

    On the way to Natchitoches, I was 40 minutes away, the regen light comes on in my Kenworth.
    I figure I'll get there and run a regen, that clears out the soot collected in the exhaust system canister, diesel smog/pollution BS.

    I get there, swap trailers with my New Orleans meet man (he is running late because of Mardis Gras traffic), and the STOP ENGINE light comes on.
    STOP ENGINE light usually means STOP THE ENGINE because it is going to shut down on it's own at any given moment.

    Called my home hub automotive shop, long story but it took over an hour for a call back.
    He said we are gonna wrecker you in (4 hours back to Dallas on a wrecker hook, probably 1 hour waiting on them to show up).
    Called me back 30 minutes later saying he can't find a wrecker service.

    He says 'you want to try to drive it back to Texas?'.
    I asked 'won't the engine shut down?'.
    He said no, it may slow down to 55 and do it's own regen while driving, but it won't shut down.
    'Hell yes' I said, 'I'll drive it until it quits'.

    Called my dispatch and told them I can't go thru Longview and swap a trailer, as well as take it to Arlington (both on my schedule).
    I usually get off around 10:30 to 11:15.

    The tractor never did slow down to 55mph.
    It did have a power loss uphill, but I was pulling an empty trailer.
    The STOP ENGINE light (as well as it's irritating warning beep) stopped an hour into Shreveport.
    I made it back to Mesquite at 9:20 and actually got off over an hour early..

    4 more days and I'm off a week.:thumbsup:
     
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  20. Mar 1, 2022 at 5:31 AM
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    RainMan_PNW SSEM #82 RGBA #4 “That Guy”

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    Epic
     
  21. Mar 1, 2022 at 5:32 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW SSEM #82 RGBA #4 “That Guy”

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  22. Mar 1, 2022 at 5:32 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
  23. Mar 1, 2022 at 5:34 AM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW SSEM #82 RGBA #4 “That Guy”

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    Opiates kicking in, are they?
     
  24. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:09 AM
    Hightide

    Hightide SSEM #88 - 3MW - ASCM #2

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    “I watched a guy putting pickles on pulled pork” has got to be the most canadadian thing ever.
     
  25. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:09 AM
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    Who you callin fat?
     
  26. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:20 AM
    Hightide

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    I really can’t believe it’s already been over a year since you guys learned how to wash your hands.
     
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  27. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:31 AM
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    Tuesday.

    They don't mind.
     
  28. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:43 AM
    Hightide

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    I really think Sunday is the fattest of all days.
    It is for me anyway.
     
  29. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:53 AM
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    Couldn't find the orange juice in the fridge this morning. The Woman walks over and pulls out from in front of my nose. Am I the only one with this problem?

    upload_2022-3-1_7-53-55.jpg
     
  30. Mar 1, 2022 at 6:59 AM
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