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Superheroes are dumb

 

I'm pretty sure it was Morgan Freeman who built Batman's gadgets!!!

 

No se.

Luscious Fox? Iirc He runs Bruce Wayne's company which funds the gadget building by Alfred (Michael Caine). Once again proving that without his inherited money, Batman is just Bruce Wayne.

 

Agreed. On about the same level (only slightly higher) than bevis n butthead

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmDr54sfO8I

 

Who's that? Some other super heros?
I will say, I'm a fan of super heros like Homelander and Soldier Boy

 

Na, not a hero, but he becomes evil. Evil is cool, so much better than the pussy do gooders.

 

Bruce Wayne isn't a genius, billionaire, philanthropist playboy?

 

Not in the Dark Knight trilogy. It's definitely Fox who builds the gadgets.

 

Thank you!!!! @Outbound must be watching DVDs intended for other regions and they are not playing right, or he's watching those darn propaganda influenced DVDs again!!

 

He's a billionaire due to inheritance, certainly not due to his genius like Stark. His philanthropy is only a means to cover his vigilantism and grease the wheels of the system for his political machinations. He's most certainly straight laced and not much of a playboy, unless cultivating such an image suits a temporary purpose.

Fair enough. Either way, Wayne isnt clever enough to build his own gadgets, thus not a genius and definitely disqualified from superhero status.

 

Meh. Alfred, Fox, whatever. I mix up the names but my point stands.

 

I think I spotted @Outbound 's confused soul cruisin' through the PNW...

 

Yes, as part of the DC Justice League cartoon. And then sun off into some of the DC comics and their own for a while.

but they were retarded
And the stupid space monkey

 

Bunch of damn comic book nerds in here. I only care enough that I want to know 2 things:
1. Did Batman ever bang Catwoman?
2. Did Superman ever bang that Lois bitch, and if he did, did he have to pull out so his super load didn't blow right through her and kill her?

 

That would be me.

 

1. Yes and I believe it was doggystyle to confuse her
2. Yes. I never quite understood why they weren’t little sperm bullets and it was the subject of a lot of debate with my friends when I was 12. The nearest we could figure is that Lois was outfitted with some kind of kryptonite IUD.

 

1. Yes
2. Yes, and probably

 

To answer your second question, see if you can find "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven.

 

Quit encouraging him.

 

Aww, what's the matter? Is you're $100 charger not charging your phone enough? Here, use my $10 charger...oh wait. I guess you can plug in your headphones and...oh wait.

 

Whoa. Lots to unpack here.

"Without his suit, Ironman is still a genius, billionaire, philanthropist playboy. Far more interesting and super heroey."

Batman is a genius, the world's greatest detective, a mortal, a billionaire playboy, a philanthropist, a ninja, a low key scientist, a vigilante and the only person who has the tact and stubborn will to beat Superman in a fight.
And I'm not talking about that dumb Batman V Superman movie. I'm talking about the Dark Knight Returns part 2 movie.

Lucius Fox makes Batman's toys. Alfred is more for logistics, butlering and being Bruce Wayne's confidant.
Oracle is also logistics and hacking

 

My phone battery life is just fine. I usually only have to charge it every other day. I also have wireless headphones with spatial audio - enjoy your time in the early 2000’s.

 

I actually use wireless bone conduction headphones.