Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

This gets more and more enticing.

 

octothorpeinfluencerpose

 

I'm thinking more TikTok famous....

 

If it's a flautas, it had better be flour; cuz after all flautas means flour tortilla wrapped around some stuff, right????

 

Finally time to get the boats back in the water. Hopefully I’ll finally get to test out the filet blade.

 

Oh don't tell me that... I am putting mine on next week....

 

For you poor bastards who feel this.

 

Haha, it was mostly me being an idiot. Having a second set of hands for the install would have helped a ton, but I suck at dragging people into my bullshit. The driver side of the axle shifted rearward on me and I didn’t notice until I flipped the pack around twice. The passenger side was easier.

 

We stumbled upon this place last night while driving to see my Dad in Texas.

 

Picked up a new ride at the food store of all places.

 

Good Morning,

My dumbass forgot to reset the clock for my irrigation system . DLS can suck eggs..

My neighbors would not be happy when out & about this AM and suddenly getting their toes wet ..

Ok, back to reading & drinking coffee # 2

 

I have a Rachio. It's pricier than I'd like, but works well; and the clock changes automatically.
Rachio 3 Smart Sprinkler Controller | Rachio

 

I have a rain bird, came with the house..

With all of the "New" plantings and rearranged areas I needed to recheck patterns ....

We have lost a few plants to Bugs Bunny & I'll be dam'd if Florida's Sunshine will take anymore Plus, it keeps the lawn service busy every 2

weeks

 

me looking at the price and leaving the website.....

 

Costco sometimes has them on sale.

 

Well this sucks. Wife was watching the 65" TV in the other room and she said the screen went black and she could hear audio, then nothing. Will not power up, I think it is deaded.

 

that sucks. Under warranty?

 

Na, too old. TVs are getting cheap nowadays and honestly, I'm getting too old and my eyes are not getting any sharper, so instead of shopping for the best refresh rate, etc, etc this time, I'm just going to go buy whatever 65" TV Costco or WalMart has for $400-500 in stock and say fuck it.

 

This is what happens when Aldi's hires @Fotnot to design their Easter candy...

 

Oh, it's no accident. All roads in Texas lead to there. Did you happen to use one of their extremely clean toilets?

 

LIke you say you can get a pretty nice tv for around $500

 

Hey guys. Been down and out with a cold that just won’t go away. Big snow in the hill here, not as much as CA, but our first real snow of the year and the weight has caused a lot of tree damage. Glad I got that new tractor attachment

 

Yes we did use the very clean and wildly numerous toilet facilities.

We stopped at another Buc-Ee's on our way back from Dallas Dealey Plaza. While in downtown Dallas we walked through Neiman Marcus and happened to find a vending machine for champagne (for those who must have it right now).

 

Me walking through the store the rest of the day:

 

Well that’s fancy.

 

That made me laugh pretty good! Thank you!

Who needs that? Plus they were $20 per tiny bottle.

 

Happy International Penis Day folks!!!

Especially, @Fotnot

No seriously, this is a thing... Trust me!!!

Feel free to use this as an excuse for some time off, a little special treatment from that someone special, or just spending the day wishing everyone you come in contact that they have an incredible experience (I mean day)

 

A husband and his newly wed bride were on their honeymoon in their hotel room. As the man quickly undresses to prepare to devour his bride, he notices her on the side lost in her thoughts.
He walks over to her sitting on the bed and sits beside her.
"Honey, is everything ok?"
"Yes, but I need to tell you something and I don't want you to judge or think different of me."
"Sure, anything. We got the rest of our lives ahead of us. I love you and you can tell me anything."
"So, I don't know how to ask this, so I'll just say it. I don't know what a penis looks like."

The man does his best to hold back his excitement, KNOWING his bride is a virgin for sure!
He hugs her, assures her there's nothing wrong with it, and says he'll work slowly with her to make sure she's comfortable.
The man steps back, pulls down his pants to his ankles, and stands there proudly and boastfully.

The wife is taken back slightly, looks at it closely, then sits back saying,
"OH WOW! Its just like a dick, only smaller!"