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Toyomafia - More BS than the Bull!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyoMafia, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:01 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Multiple. :curls:
     
  2. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:01 PM
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    Clinch or a twerk?
     
  3. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:02 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado

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    It's a clinch that turns into a twerk because those damn shells are sharp!
     
  4. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:02 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA ASCM#1 Douchebag formerly known as 50 Buck

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  5. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:03 PM
    JMB

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:05 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado

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    What? They are. Walnuts are harder to crack with the cheek squeeze but the shells don't tend to be as sharp.
     
  7. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:06 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado

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    I'm gonna pm you some pics. ;)
     
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  8. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:06 PM
    JMB

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    My daughter got me fuzzy slippers for Christmas. I thought she thinks I'm old. I've been wearing the hell out of them.
    Maybe I am. But they're great.
     
  9. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:08 PM
    SnowyTundra

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    None yet…….

    Oh come on now.. don’t leave the rest of us out :rofl:
     
  10. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:09 PM
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    Ummmm....do I have to look at them?
     
  11. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:09 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Incoming!!!!
     
  12. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:09 PM
    SnowyTundra

    SnowyTundra . …

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    None yet…….
    :p:D
     
  13. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:10 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Just forward them to @SnowyTundra ... if you don't mind.
     
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  14. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:10 PM
    JMB

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    Will do!
     
  15. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:11 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    :hattip:
     
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  16. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:14 PM
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    Don't forget in the middle of a blizzard while a polar bear roared and wolves howled at the night sky.

    Slippers are like flip flops. Bad for running, worse for fighting. I like to have solid contact with the ground at all times. You never know when ninjas will strike...
     
  17. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:14 PM
    SnowyTundra

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    None yet…….

    I’ll be waiting ;)
     
  18. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:14 PM
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    Got 'em. To good to not share broadly.
    rs=w_600,h_600.jpg
     
  19. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:16 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty Desert rat, 6 lug enthusiast

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    You could run around in style, grace, silence, and the meanest camel toe in the Provence!
    https://www.amazon.com/Rikio-Ninja-...t=&hvlocphy=9030244&hvtargid=pla-362231416234
     
  20. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:16 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    That's why I plan on attaching knives to the fronts of them.
     
  21. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:16 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Not me. Too many toes.
     
  22. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:18 PM
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    I'm neither a runner nor a fighter. Flip flops fit my lifestyle just fine. I have a pair for the yard, a formal pair and an emergency pair in the truck. And now I have fuzzy slippers too.
     
  23. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:20 PM
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    Do you not have ninjas in your area?
     
  24. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:26 PM
    JMB

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    We do. But they spend their days either surfing or smoking ninja stuff. Plus they wear flip flops in the winter.
     
  25. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:27 PM
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    You have less than 10?
     
  26. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:29 PM
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    None yet…….
    Maybe more than 10…
     
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    I’m very familiar……
     
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  29. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:34 PM
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    None yet…….

    Wait now. I thought I was going to be getting pictures of @TaquitoBandito dressed up like a Kardashian, clinching walnuts…
    Why just his hairy slipper fur feet?
     
  30. Jan 31, 2022 at 5:39 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    I was distracted by all of the hair... I miscounted and came up with 13. I only have 11 toes.
     

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