Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

I won that coffee mug for my change order negotiating skills during a course work sent me down there for.

 

I've been there. It was back in 2010 or so. I got really fucked up and ended up running across the parking lot with my hoodie on backwards cause I thought my friend was leaving me(he wasn't). Then I tried to choke my friend with the seat belt from the back seat. Then I threw up in my hoodie(because it was on backwards). Fun times.

I went to Thailand once. I saw things no man should ever see. It may have been Tijuana, I don't remember. But I saw things I'll never unsee.

 

My GF is an OU fan. I'm not sure if I should disown her yet...

 

Oh, and I ordered myself a Christmas present:

 

Those will hold a reasonably sized blueberry vodka and sweet tea mix.

 

That's why I got 2! Fuck! I shoulda bought 3 so I could triple fist like @Cruzer. Oh well. Maybe next year.

 

Nah, she would just get less dust and fewer spiders in her coffee.

 

Never said it was MY Corona bottle. Actually, I think that little 'act' is where the coronavirus came from. Truth be told - I've never been in a mexican strip club..... yet

Remember you said this next time you get your feelings hurt for someone being too "harsh". eh?

They've got some top notch magicians down there. I once gave a bartender a hundred dollar bill, and TAH-DAH, got change back from a twenty.

Awesome.

 

What’s up crew, finally got an appointment with the orthopedic specialist tomorrow. It’s really getting old only being able to move the arm a couple inches.

 

hoping for some good news moving forward

also, what's your scale of "a couple inches"? asking for a friend...

 

Testing testing @Feartomorrow

 

My sex life has taken a hit

 

No Great Notion here, have to settle for Treehouse

 

Hope they can get it figured out and have you patched up in a hurry. Unless you are hoping this eats a tourist season for you.

 

I haven’t had a 4th of July off since 93

 

That bites, man.

 

Comes with the job, but I’m trying to pull the positive if it’s surgery and lengthy recovery

 

anyone needing last minute gift ideas?

Fake Poop Soap-Turd-Bar - Nope It’s Soap - Handcrafted Artisanal Soap for Men – Funny Realistic Poop Gag Gift, Harmless Prank for Kids and Adults, Vanilla Scent

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$9 Bag Of Dog Farts Cotton Candy Funny Dog Lover Gift for All Ages Unique Birthday for Friends, Mom, Dad, Girl, Boy Funny Easter Basket Stuffer Gag Gift, 3 ounces / 1 pack

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Well, Dr thinks it’s a torn rotator. MRI coming up.

bones look good though

 

Hopefully the MRI will show something that's correctable. Good luck

 

It won’t be fun, but at least it’s on the states dime.

 

Silver linings, right? Good bones and not going to drain personal savings. With any luck it'll be something they can fix and you'll get some PT instead of tourists.

 

Isn’t that what real estate agents say?

…it has good bones..