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Toyomafia - Clubhouse. CRU house!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by ToyoMafia, Nov 30, 2020.

  1. Dec 15, 2022 at 9:21 PM
    BillyB

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    Work harder, we're still waiting for more lingerie to be delivered!
     
  2. Dec 15, 2022 at 9:29 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    One of the few perks of package cars over feeders...:D
    But I'll take not dealing with customers at all or touching packages...:thumbsup:
    I just drive around and listen to the radio..:cool:
     
  3. Dec 15, 2022 at 9:38 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    @TaquitoBandito

    Ok, so we did another pie tonight.... This time instead of chocolate chips, she used... wait for it... Rolos :santa2:

    I've got to say the caramel in the Rolos were more than complimenting to the bourbon and pecans :hungry:

    Bandito... I'm thinking those little bite-sized Twix bars might make your next pie quite interesting :D
     
  4. Dec 15, 2022 at 9:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  5. Dec 15, 2022 at 9:42 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I did so many things in the back of that P6 I could have been fired for in 1987 +...
    No computers, no DIADs, no GPS, no tracking, no stops per on road hour, no route trace. no 10:00 AM NDA deadlines, no wife, no kids, mid-20s and single..
    Lots of lonely MILFs on my route back in the good old days of package...:D

    Corsicanapkgcar_263ce4fb995114ceade1622f66b696732569bc8e.jpg
     
  6. Dec 15, 2022 at 10:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Dad??? Is that you???
     
  7. Dec 15, 2022 at 10:11 PM
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    Lol!
     
  8. Dec 15, 2022 at 10:32 PM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    “If You Want I Can Show You How To Make A Bomb Out Of A Roll Of Toilet Paper And A Stick Of Dynamite”
     
  9. Dec 15, 2022 at 10:37 PM
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    GODZILLA ASCM#1 Douchebag formerly known as 50 Buck

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::boom:
     
  10. Dec 16, 2022 at 5:53 AM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    That recipe of Joel’s is about the most decadent dessert I’ve ever seen! Love it!:hungry::101010:
     
  11. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:15 AM
    TaquitoBandito

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    That sounds pretty good (not sure about the Twix bars)
     
  12. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:26 AM
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    Dropped a co-worker's F1-Shitty off at the Turd dealership for an oil change. While leaving, I noticed they had a 2021 Jeep Gladiator sitting on the lot. Out of curiosity since I've never really looked at one of these things, I peeked at the tag then promptly proceeded to damn near shit myself.

    A little over 55,000kms on it (35,000 miles) and they're asking $72,800 (that's Canuckistani pesos too). For a Jeep. Bone stock. It doesn't even look that comfortable to drive either.
     
  13. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:30 AM
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    You don’t buy a Heep for comfort. You buy one to give that sexy wave to all the other bi-curious dudes that drive them as you pass on the road.

    @Incoleherent140
     
  14. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:31 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Young men never die.

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    It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.
     
  15. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:34 AM
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    Swimmers gonna swim
    they pass each other?
    i thought they rear end and ride each others' asses :rolleyes:
     
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  16. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:36 AM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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  17. Dec 16, 2022 at 7:37 AM
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    That makes sense.

    Oh. Well, fair enough. Carry on then.
     
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  18. Dec 16, 2022 at 9:50 AM
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    You win the internet today
     
  19. Dec 16, 2022 at 10:55 AM
    Tripleconpanna

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    I sat in one when they first came out. I thought they'd be a great dog ride (put a partitioned dog box in that little bed and off I go)... So, I drop my butt in the seat, close the door, and it hits me in the ribs.... Nope!!!! Unless maybe you're that dude that weighs 160 :notsure:
     
  20. Dec 16, 2022 at 11:42 AM
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    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    FIFY
     
  21. Dec 16, 2022 at 11:45 AM
    gosolo

    gosolo You Don’t Know Who I Am But I Know Where You Live

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    I had a crushing moment of male inadequacy this morning when my wife said that she needed another inch…








    Then she said it was additional length on the sweater she was knitting, lol
    :anonymous:
     
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  22. Dec 16, 2022 at 11:48 AM
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    OK,

    Old Man is feeling it today....:ballchain: my Thirty something Son had my rental loaded quite quickly this AM and now I'm going through stuff to pack
    at the Condo and these pix come into play... Dam it I am OLD.. This is my daughter at a little over a year old..with my 1st Peterbilt , Vintage 1987

    .Jess and 357 # 3.jpg Jess and 357 # 4.jpg
     
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    Swimmers gonna swim
    You sure she wasn't on the phone?
     
  24. Dec 16, 2022 at 12:28 PM
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    Did she say that before or after she saw the hurt on your face?
     
  25. Dec 16, 2022 at 12:32 PM
    SAGE63

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    It would be worse if during.... DOH!
     
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  26. Dec 16, 2022 at 12:38 PM
    TaquitoBandito

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    Yeah, especially if she is knitting a sweater during...
     
  27. Dec 16, 2022 at 1:32 PM
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  28. Dec 16, 2022 at 1:51 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW SSEM #82 RGBA #4 “That Guy” Vendor

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  29. Dec 16, 2022 at 1:52 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia [OP] SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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  30. Dec 16, 2022 at 1:53 PM
    ToyoMafia

    ToyoMafia [OP] SSEM #15-3MW-RGBA#?-@toyomafiaworld Vendor

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    @Hightide that might be the rig we were talking about ^^^^^
     
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