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Porch Pirates Be Ware

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by DJFaninTN, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. Dec 17, 2018 at 4:48 PM
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    DJFaninTN

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    this is awesome!!!

     
    DJFaninTN, Dec 17, 2018
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  2. Dec 17, 2018 at 4:51 PM
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    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    I absolutely love this. I can't stop laughing.
     
    Sas, Dec 17, 2018
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  3. Dec 17, 2018 at 4:53 PM
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    Padj Life is what happens when you're making plans

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    Would love to catch someone stealing my shit from my porch.






    Edited; cause grammer
     
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    Padj, Dec 17, 2018
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  4. Dec 17, 2018 at 4:59 PM
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    Hahaha I love this. :rofl:
     
    Squatting Pigeon, Dec 17, 2018
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  5. Dec 17, 2018 at 5:01 PM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That is great!!!
     
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  6. Dec 17, 2018 at 5:05 PM
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    15whtrd Mr. Blonde

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    That’s hilarious!
     
    15whtrd, Dec 17, 2018
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  7. Dec 17, 2018 at 5:10 PM
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    Freaking hilarious!!!:rofl:
     
    TXRailRoadBandit73, Dec 17, 2018
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  8. Dec 17, 2018 at 5:25 PM
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    :eek2::thumbsup::rofl:
     
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  9. Dec 17, 2018 at 5:34 PM
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    I laughed so hard at this!
     
    Fishman57, Dec 17, 2018
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  10. Dec 17, 2018 at 5:48 PM
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    OMG!!!!!!!! Best thing ever. I wanna buy one. He should start selling these.
     
    mattyd170, Dec 17, 2018
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  11. Dec 17, 2018 at 7:51 PM
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    Baja Mike

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    Baja Mike Baja Aficionado

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    Absolute genius. That needs to be produced and sold to the public.
     
    Baja Mike, Dec 17, 2018
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  12. Dec 17, 2018 at 7:54 PM
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    what it really needs is toner cartridge ink instead of glitter. that and some doe in heat sprayed out like a skunk.
     
    DJFaninTN, Dec 17, 2018
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  13. Dec 17, 2018 at 8:06 PM
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    Oh that's some serious street justice right there!!!

    We are still laughing like hyenas over here....

    rer rer rer...LMFAO
     
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  14. Dec 17, 2018 at 8:42 PM
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    I know what my SS is getting next year :drevil:
     
    TXMiamiFan, Dec 17, 2018
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  15. Dec 17, 2018 at 8:47 PM
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    That was so funny! My wife loved the package. Her friends send her glitter bombs in the mail.
     
    mallen88, Dec 17, 2018
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    Sooooooo great! I wish I could buy one!
     
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  17. Dec 17, 2018 at 9:32 PM
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    Boosted4runner Join the NRA please.

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    Glitter is banned from my house as of last week!
    For those that don’t frequent the strip club, nor have kids - have no idea how bad glitter truly is. THE DEVIL!!!!
    Last week I had both my kids with duck-taped hands crawling around my house picking up the glitter they dropped around the house after a Christmas project.
    I hate glitter.
     
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  18. Dec 17, 2018 at 11:43 PM
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    Best video I've watched in a good while.
     
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  19. Dec 18, 2018 at 1:34 AM
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    Over engineered, but so what! That was fantastic.
     
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  20. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:48 AM
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    That will be awesome!!
     
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  21. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:49 AM
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    Genius idea!
     
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  22. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:50 AM
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    Glitter is full perma banned from my house as well. Slime is only on the granite countertops.
     
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    Slime is next! It used to be only allowed on our kitchen island (qaurtz) but ended up in our chairs and floors.
    It’s now only allowed in the office (qaurtz) and I’ve found it in the floor in there as well.
    I hate to be a dickhead dad, but F me that shit sucks!
     
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    I'd add some cayenne powder to the glitter mix and substitute bear repellent for the fart spray. :thumbsup:
     
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