Outbound's 10,000th Post Fever Dream and Bullshittery Extravaganza

I'm a couple posts away from the big 10,000. I think y'all should celebrate me by drinking, betting and arguing.

5 Simple Rules:

1. Pour a drink; bourbon, scotch, beer, or froofroo drinks are acceptable

2. Try and predict where my 10,000th post will be made

3. Make a guess as to the content of my 10,000th post.

4. Post your predictions in this thread.

5. Commence to arguing with your fellow forum members as to who is right. Be prepared to defend your position.


The winner will get absolutely nothing but bragging rights. However, said winner will be permitted to added "Outbound's 10K Winner" in their sigline. They will also be allowed to go "nana nana boo boo" to the losers. Maybe @Squatting Pigeon can make their name sparkle for a day or something but no promises.

I appoint @War Machine and @Fotnot to be the referees of this debauchery. @RainMan_PNW is in charge of spreadsheets and administration. @TaquitoBandito gets to make all the announcements, as long as he uses his radio announcer typing. @ToyoMafia shall oversee the entertainment, what that is remains up to his discretion.

May the odds ever be in your favor.

You may begin....













Now.

 

I'M HERE TO ANNOUNCE THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT I'LL BE ANNOUNCING.

BACK TO YOU, AARON.

 

This is gonna be fun!!!

 

I predict you will be banned before you hit 10,000.

 

You have one post left. My guess is the next train horn thread cause I don’t see you controlling yourself.

 

First on content - it will be something about the superiority of your neighbor to the south and how you’ve been waiting for years and 10k posts to be liberated by your Tundra brethren.

Trick question on the thread - it will be its own thread.

What did I win?

 

I'm thinking about setting up. Oh, wait. Is this on? Damn.

Ahem.

I'M THINKING OF SETTING A RACCOON TRAP - MAYBE STARTING A THREAD ABOUT CANADA BEING THE GREATEST, MOST DEMOCRATIC COUNTRY THE WORLD HAS EVER AND WILL EVER KNOW...

 

I'll take a Daddy War Machine comment in the ToyoMafia thread with a candlestick.

 

For sure going to be in the Canadian BS thread about how expensive it is to get: part this or filter that over the boarder

 

I missed the great 10k challenge. This must be a Canadian thing.

 

If you respond to this, it will be made right here.

 

10k Canadian posts is only like 8,000 posts in the USA.

 

I think I should make a train horn “blow it out ur ass” slap. Winner of this gets one.

 

@Outbound - love the new name tag.

 

IT HAS TO BE RAINBOW CONFETTI THOUGH.

 

100%

 

Along these lines?

 

I THINK HE LIKES THEM!

 

https://youtu.be/149zZAD36rc

 

I'm willing to go whip their ass for the air quality alone.

 

11 and 1/2 years and I should hit it.

 

I like ur style. In it for the long haul.

 

Got to get my truck up to that Million mile mark.

 

I predict mod shenanigans.
Like maybe you'll find it difficult to get past 9999

 

This never happens.

 

I predict a loss of 20 comment post with a nuke of some kind, and we will never see post 10k.

 

Where's the booze and loose women?

 

Aaron @Outbound. Are you sure the smoke your inhaling up there is from the fires and not your pipe lol.