Only an orthopedic surgeon will know

New shift knob cap install. Oh yeah....this was inside me.

 

Hope you used lube before stuffing it inside.

 

Ok guys.....Actually.....this was the socket/ball part of a temporary hip joint device used until my permanent prosthetic was implanted July 4th.
Doc let me keep it for posterity I guess. A $ 5,500.00 chunk of titanium he said.
(Talk about a long strange trip I've had the last 8 months dealing with all this hip bollocks)

 

Wishing you much good luck with your new parts!

 

If it's the ball portion of the hip, it is likely Cobalt Chrome, not Ti. Guess what......more CHROME!! Plastidip it!

 

Crap....I gotta hip joint from Harbor Freight!!!???​

 

I'm all for showcasing but I think you could do so much more. I was really hoping to find like the top of a wizard staff or a talon holding an orb. But wasn't finding either of those as shifters. If you are a Star Wars fan, you could turn it into the Death Star.

https://www.google.com/search?q=fan...oECAEQBw&biw=412&bih=751#imgrc=i43IHDlSikzxjM

 

This where my mind went first. The top of the staff but instead of the orb you have your hip ball.

Ebros Merlin The Wizard Sorcerer Twisted Vines Staff with Glass Orb Handle 67" Long Decorative Costume Prop Accessory Walking Cane Decor Collectible Figurine NOT a Medical Walking Assistance Cane

https://www.amazon.com/Ebros-Decorative-Accessory-Collectible-Assistance/dp/B07RR7NZYF

 

That shifter looks hip!

Looks like your doc wants you to split this joint.

The issue with your shifter appears to be coming to a head.

(Quietly closes browser)

 

But also humerus.

 

I only chimed in psoas to add a little brevity.

 

Buncha dorks. Its awesome.