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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by T-Rex266, May 14, 2018.

  1. May 14, 2018 at 7:10 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    T-Rex266 [OP] Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  2. May 14, 2018 at 7:31 PM
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    My petellem!
     
    TXMiamiFan, May 14, 2018
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  3. May 14, 2018 at 7:32 PM
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    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  4. May 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM
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    Eclipsed & Floating

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    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Ohhhhhh, my siiiide!!!! What we goan do??

    That’s awesome!
     
    Eclipsed & Floating, May 14, 2018
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  5. May 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM
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    GAknight

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    Too many…scratch that…not done yet.
    Oh, shit! That made my side hurt!
     
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  6. May 14, 2018 at 7:40 PM
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    War Machine

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    I’m 42. I’d be gone.
     
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  7. May 14, 2018 at 7:56 PM
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    ninjajay

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    Oh god that's gonna be me if there's ever a kid #3
     
    ninjajay, May 14, 2018
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  8. May 14, 2018 at 7:57 PM
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    jewsNbrews

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    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Was this from last night?
    That was quick!

    Had me rolling:rofl:
     
    jewsNbrews, May 14, 2018
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  9. May 14, 2018 at 8:15 PM
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    JMB

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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    OK sleeping with long johns on got me. But WTF is a petellum?:rofl:
     
    JMB, May 14, 2018
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  10. May 14, 2018 at 8:15 PM
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    JMB

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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Like your petellum?
     
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  11. May 14, 2018 at 8:17 PM
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    GAknight

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    I think I'm too old to have one. o_O
     
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  12. May 14, 2018 at 8:31 PM
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    JMB

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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Good, since I'm also old, I hope I don't have one either. I don't need anything else that hurts.
     
    JMB, May 14, 2018
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  13. May 14, 2018 at 8:40 PM
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    831Tun

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    831Tun heartless Bastrd

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    We old....................... 38? That's when I had my first. LOL
     
    831Tun, May 14, 2018
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  14. May 14, 2018 at 8:46 PM
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    TundraRunner481

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    TundraRunner481 Kinda New Kinda Not

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    Oh Lord oh Lord! Shoulda got his pettellum snipped.
     
    TundraRunner481, May 14, 2018
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  15. May 14, 2018 at 9:03 PM
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    Mountun Goat

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    Mountun Goat She baaaaaahd

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    Hahaha that is good. I pretty sure my peteleum can’t handle anymore kids.

    FYI your never old until you have kids. If your 38 and had three already. You old as shit!

    If your 38 without kids you a baby still haha
     
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    Awesome
     
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  17. May 14, 2018 at 9:17 PM
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    Oh my. He was about to have a midlife.
     
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  18. May 14, 2018 at 9:29 PM
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    That was hilarious!!!!
     
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