Jelly fish rocket launcher

Is my 07, the only truck with this Jelly Fish launcher button?

 

I have the same button. But the rocket launcher must be broken..

 

Button probably isn’t working cause it’s supposed to be in a cab-over or forward control truck. And that’s a portable shower pump switch.

 

So that just took me about 40 years in the wayback machine...

I had a surfing buddy who was a few years older, and he had learned how to grab Jellyfish without getting stung. So whenever he saw one in the water he would grab it and go "Hey check it out!" right as he launched it not so much "at you" but toward you.

So when he said "Hey check it out" you'd turn around and see a glob of purple tentacles flying toward you. He wasn't really trying to hit you with it, but sometimes he'd miss.

Another time we were sitting there between sets and he just bailed off his board, swam down to the bottom and came back up holding a freaking Lobster. He was a funny dude.

 

Total clickbait title.. but it worked. Made me LOL for real. I guess I need to get a fresh magazine of jellyfish as well. It's time to see if Amazon really does have everything...

 

Dammit... Now I feel like I need to buy another one of these switches!

 

Darnit. I just realized that I’ve been carrying extra SWEDISH Fish, not jelly fish. Crap. Do you think I need to flush the system first?

 

I switch mine to synthetic jelly fish and it's like unlimited ammo... only thing is I lost distance on the remote control...

 

Guys, synthetic or non-synthetic isn't the issue here. It's all about the Premium octane. 93 octane jellyfish just shoots better.

 

I use Man-O-War-Machine.

 

You’re drinking too many sodas.

 

Don't listen to this guy, he's going to break your launcher.

Always drain and fill, never flush. If you flush then you're just asking for the tentacles to get stuck and gum up the system.

 

Hey, I'm 61... I think that's a pretty good stream!

 

That's only in 2021 models.

 

Are Gulf of Mexico jellyfish any good? Some say they are considered match grade ammo not full expansion for hunting. My only experience is stepping on one and it sure expanded quickly.

 

Those are tainted and classified as biological warfare. The UN will seriously frown on using them.

 

I'll be leaving for the Gulf in a few days. Anyone want some black market jellies?

 

I have to disagree here...

It's all about the viscosity of the oil. I'm thinking 0W is the way to go

 

No, oil is oil! All about the OCIs!!! Also, when you push that button, you can fit a larger tire with no lift.

 

You've obviously had too many Bud Lights while sitting in Target's parking lot

 

We can only have 5 jelly mags in NY cuz
"No one needs 10 jellies to kill a deer!"

 

You guys are some crazy folks! Just wasted some perfectly good Bulleit Bourbon from my nose. Kind of burns....

 

That's alcohol abuse

 

This is too funny!

 

Urban legend.