Hypothetically Speaking...

A random vehicle is parked on your property OR is blocking your driveway. It may not be the first time this has happened (especially with this certain vehicle). At this point, you're over it and want the car moved NOW. No time to waste calling the cops or a tow company and be at their mercy.

What and how would you use to hook up to their car and your truck to yank that mother fucker away?

 

4wd low, trailer hitch shackle, and a big chain. Wrapped around something that will become very damaged when you pull on it.

Take a couple tries. You better get your mileage out of it because you’re probably going to jail.

 

Attach hooks to his tow hooks and just move it straight

 

Or bang on his door and ask him to not do it again this is the nicer approach

 

What? What do you mean?

 

Air down some of the suspect vehicles tires just enough so they will notice, no harm and maybe they will learn to park elsewhere.

 

In todays world with so many snowflakes and law suits, I'd call the tow company and let them deal with it.

Me with my dick hat on, I'd use my valve stem puller and remove a 4 valves from the tires. IF IT WAS ON MY PROPERTY..

 

Bang on his house door and ask this person to not park in your driveway if u know who it is if not just tie up to his tow hooks and move it out of ur way

 

Oooooo I like the move it and THEN take the valve cores option.

 

I'm glad I know my neighbors. If none of them knows who's car it is, call the man.

 

First I would deflate all of the tires. Knife works well. Then I would attach a cable from one rim across to the other rim of the car in question. Then I would use this cable as my anchor point. Give your truck some serious juice because the car's tires are flat and there's bound to be some resistance. You'll have that son of a bitch moved in no time!

 

C-4

 

Y'all are ruthless... just take the long way out of your driveway and whip some brodies in his/her front yard ... Be sure to rut the %^&* out of that trail so he/she knows how exactly you're going to get out of your driveway next time it happens.

 

I mean I wouldn’t do it. But I would laugh while he did it.

 

Don’t pull his car or do anything that causes damage you could be liable for, or at least have to spend money defending.
Be the better person and let it go. I know it would feel good to rip his axles out from under his hoopty, but just leave it be.

The birds however are free to crap all over it, they go where they go and there’s no control of that. It’s nature. And maybe, just maybe one of them is big enough to leave a lasting impression. You aren’t liable for what birds do right?
Maybe, just maybe... you identify as a bird this weekend.

 

I’d just relax and get on with my life. I’d never let something like this bother me, and I most certainly wouldn’t be plotting ways to get back at them.

 

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Watch out for dash cams in park mode or nest doorbell cams. Hypothetically.

 

I would just slap a terrible sticker on their bumper. Done it before.

 

Crawl up underneath the offending vehicle and using a couple wire ties or even better yet--small gauge wire--wire a 3/8" flat washer or nut to the the driveshaft yoke. It will allow the offender to drive a ways before wondering WTF is all that vibration about? Doesn't cause any damage but sure allows you to sit back and get a good laugh at the dumb asses expense. Hopefully learned his lesson about where he parked once he figures out where the vibration is coming from. MESSAGE SENT LOUD AND CLEAR!!!

 

THIS FOR SURE!! Otherwise I would slide under car, cut brake line, and be done........

 

Zip ties on the driveshaft is always a good option too

 

Place a generous helping of bearing grease under each door handle and be entertained by watching the results of your efforts.

 

Call cops. They will call tow truck and issue a ticket for illegal parking. Ask how I know!

 

I've been told that a little Drano injected into a ping pong ball before being dropped in the gas tank does wonders for moving cars. Unfortunately most of the movement is up and then back down. JK Call the police and have it moved. If it gets impounded it will likely not happen again.

 

First make a sign, bomb test range, no parking

 

I reluctantly agree as a first choice but depending on origin...

 

Smear dog shit on his on windshield everytime..enjoy the show!

 

Can you do a mud burnout right near his car? Would be a nice mess to clean up

 

To me id call the cops let them sort it out in todays world too many cooks, you flatten the tires or drag his car you are liable to wind up with a bullet in you.

 

Liked all the replies. This thread is hilarious!! Everyone has valid points on calling the cops and letting it go... Never done it, but it happens all the time and I never know who it is. Always random cars. Sometimes I have the biggest temptation do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsZVnU5-qd0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV6ncoJlvjA