Audiophiles only- JBL system for sale

Have a JBL head unit up for sale. If you are interested in the “Cadillac “ unit straight from the beautiful shores of Japan, here is your chance! A favorite of the samurai, this JBL system includes a touch screen and compact disc player, but wait there is more! Also included is the navigation unit which will send you off to as many dream locations as you can imagine. Lets be honest, who cares where you are traveling when one is lost in the sweet tunes this unit provides… but wait there is more! Also included is the amazing amp that fires the headunit into the audio stratosphere! While not every purchase or mod is regret free, this one will put a smile on your face for many years to come.

$350

 

OP be working in sales, or has a future…

 

Deserves a spot on Craigslist's "best of"

 

Phrased exactly like Dodge dealer selling Dodge Caliber to unsuspecting victim . Good one OP

 

$100 and you ship it on my FedEx account?

 

Also selling ketchup popsicles to women in white gloves.

 

The thought of a ketchup popsicle made me want to puke.

 

Don't knock it til you try it.

 

Same. Just call it a loaded tampon

 

I’ve had enough internet for today. Thanks.

 

While your offer is mildly appealing, Mr. Franklin should invite some of his associates along for it to be considered as a satisfactory agreement

 

Is the gps antenna built into the unit? Does it come with it?

 

If I act now will I get shamwow?

 

Consider it done, kind sir!

 

I believe the gps wire comes from the dash near the center speaker

 

Would be tempting if I did not have one taking up space & collecting dust in my cabinet.

GLWS & thanks for the chuckle!

 

Completely understand. They make a great Christmas gift as well.

 

You had me at ‘samurai’. How many flushes will it take for my money to get to you?

 

Awesome, do you wanna do paypal or a check in the mail?

 

As soon as I read ‘audiophile’ and ‘JBL system’ together, my fraud detection alarm activated.

Your sales chops are strong, OP.

 

$350 and a sham wow?

 

$100 and Ill wow your sham

 

Can you go into more detail about this wonderful Unit?

 

my sham is doing just fine without you

 

* Made in Mexico.

 

#fakenews

 

Due to the overwhelming response, I must increase the price to $355. This auditory treasure won’t last long