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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:51 AM
    typeone

    typeone about time I realized you could change this...

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    Morning crew!
     
  2. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:52 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Adam!
     
  3. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:53 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kacie!
     
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  4. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:54 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Zach!
     
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  5. Jan 9, 2019 at 4:57 AM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Good morning campers. Hope you have a great day.

    That is hilarious. I had an IRS scammer last year convinced I was Sal in witness protection. "The feds were supposed to take care of all that before they put me in."
     
  6. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:00 AM
    Fishman57

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  7. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:05 AM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    I'm hoping today will be better. Yesterday we had a girl out sick with her child so it was just me and the newbie for my provider lol so I had to try and move at normal pace to keep flow going and parents happy lol but I'm thinking today will be much better!
     
  8. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:07 AM
    Red Fox

    Red Fox New Member

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    Fine....:(
     
  9. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:09 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Good morning Tundras
    Late start this morning hard to get motivated in this cold,rainy,foggy weather
    Everyone have a good day
     
  10. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Kyle!
     
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  11. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Steve!
     
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  12. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Mike!
     
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  13. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Wayne!
     
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  14. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:19 AM
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    Fishman57 New Member

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  15. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:20 AM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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  16. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:22 AM
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    Fishman57 New Member

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    I have this one guy who keeps calling me. He asks "Is Eleanor there?" First time I fell for it answering "No". He said "Well maybe you can help me.". I gave him the obligatory "click". He never calls me when my wife is around. If he does, I'm going say "Yes, hold on" and give her the phone and let her f#$k with him. I've heard her do it and it's really funny.
     
  17. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:28 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Jason!
     
  18. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:29 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good morning Ron!
     
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  19. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:30 AM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  20. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:30 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

    Atomic City Tundra Cam Tower Leak Addict

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    Good morning, everybody!
     
  21. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:36 AM
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    Squatting Pigeon Squattingpigeon.com Staff Member

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    Morning folks!

    Shooting my shot at a possible new job within my company today.
    :fingerscrossed:
     
  22. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:37 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    I agree!
     
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  23. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:38 AM
    Ganmercy

    Ganmercy Can't fix stupid!

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    Morning everyone from another lovely day! Sarcasm included.
     
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  24. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:38 AM
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    Fishman57 New Member

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    I had to steal that for my profile picture.
     
  25. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:41 AM
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    MotoTundra The Ocho

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    -TRS Mini D2S Retrofit on TRD Pro Headlights (Apollo 2.0 Shrouds, 35w XB Ballasts, 5500k Bulbs) -Baja Designs Squadron R Sport Aux lights. -TRD Pro Grill -TRD Rear Sway Bar -BakFlip VP Tonneau w/BakBox -Dipped wheels & bumpers -Iron Cross HD steps -Undercover Swingcase -SunTek Paint Protection film -Tinted glass -Bedmat -OEM Towing Mirrors

    Good morning Sir! I know what you mean, had trouble sleeping last night, bed felt great when the alarm was going off ..

    Good morning all!!
     
  26. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:43 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Morning Bryan
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    KOOL!!!!!
     
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  28. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:44 AM
    lionix

    lionix The Grey Moose!

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    Its spelled "Brian". No Y
     
  29. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:45 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    For you it is, look at his profile, see the Y, BOOM! mic drop
     
  30. Jan 9, 2019 at 5:47 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    No selfie with him :facepalm::smack:
     

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