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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:55 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :eek::eek2::eek::eek2:


    YOU want a battery operated boyfriend?!?!
     
  2. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:55 AM
    War Machine

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    You guys want to talk about scars? Look at this. See how disfigured I am? My watch barely covers it!

    1B031A41-FF19-4F6F-B27E-481BFB6C3826.jpg
     
  3. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:56 AM
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  4. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:56 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    scars are cool....don't consider them a disfigurement...
     
  5. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:56 AM
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    Good morning Bree!
     
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  6. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:57 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Breakfast On a Bun, BOB
     
  7. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:57 AM
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    Rub some vitamin E on it
     
  8. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:57 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Breakfast On a Bun, :smack:
     
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    War Machine

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    You should see the one on my leg from when I pulled a knife on myself while I was asleep.
     
  10. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:58 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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  12. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:59 AM
    Pinay

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    No, I can't turn off breakfast whenever it talks back at me...:woot:
     
  13. Dec 18, 2018 at 5:59 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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  14. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:00 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    uh huh...sure...
    :eek: what you do that for???
     
  15. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:01 AM
    Atomic City Tundra

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    MGM's must not handle very well, neither.

    Slow, and can't turn. o_O
     
  16. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:02 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Thank you Sir
     
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  17. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:03 AM
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    Morning, everyone! Looks like I'm back on normal time.
    Hanging with the puppies20181218_070142.jpg
     
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  18. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:03 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    Whitesnake :headbang:
     
  19. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:04 AM
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    Yep, MTV Classic
     
  20. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:06 AM
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  21. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:07 AM
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    Good question. About a month after I got married, I had a dream I was fighting a tiger. I woke up sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a hunting knife. I’d broken the scabbard apart getting it out. Had a stab hole in my arm and a gash on my leg. Went to the bathroom and cleaned it up, and went back to bed.

    The next morning my wife was freaked out wondering where all the blood came from. It sounds funny now, but that incident scared the shit out of me. Thank god I didn’t stab her.

    Picture sucks, but this is the leg scar.

    43273D45-B99D-4377-B896-BBF1F494928C.jpg
     
  22. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:07 AM
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    Morning, Jim
     
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    And that didn't scare your new wife at the time away!!
     
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Flesh light?
     
  25. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:11 AM
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    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
  26. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:12 AM
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    Have fun, Ron! And speak slowly and clearly when you get to a courtroom :D
     
  27. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:12 AM
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    mornin Devin
    :eek::eek::eek: Damn! that's crazy!!
    good morning Ronald....don't have too much fun today!
     
  28. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:13 AM
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    Same thing I wondered.
     
  29. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:13 AM
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    Morning Bree !
     
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  30. Dec 18, 2018 at 6:14 AM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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