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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 1, 2018 at 10:22 AM
    Trd307

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    Just get one of those projector things man .I'll take a pic tonight of my house. One extension cord, shove the projector in the ground. Done.
     
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  2. Dec 1, 2018 at 10:25 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    You'll do it and like it because, she told you to.
     
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    Leo's first

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    Good afternoon Kacie
    Bustin out that sippie cup again :D
     
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  4. Dec 1, 2018 at 10:46 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  5. Dec 1, 2018 at 10:58 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I know I will be doing it. In one of the pictures the boys sent me of my lift, I saw one of my reindeer decorations that i put in the front yard.
    Then tonight she tells me that my mom wanst to come to our house this year because we always put up nice decorations.
    Shes waiting for me to get home to spring it on me.
    That's okay, I haven't had beer in 3 months and with beer I become creative.
     
  6. Dec 1, 2018 at 11:04 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Here...hold my beer
     
  7. Dec 1, 2018 at 11:20 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Yep something like that. Then there is the, well it seemed like a good idea at the time....
     
  8. Dec 1, 2018 at 11:21 AM
    Red Fox

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    Almost :rofl:

    15436920817458138184042458533118.jpg
     
  9. Dec 1, 2018 at 11:25 AM
    AxelsHumanDad

    AxelsHumanDad Get off my lawn.

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    Buy a 98 year old house, get 98 year old problems.
    Nice vent stack:
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    [​IMG]

    two cracks
    [​IMG]

    Oh, and of course it was buried in an interior wall:
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Dec 1, 2018 at 11:57 AM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Yikes! No bueno amigo
     
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  11. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:09 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Santa Clause and Elfs......oh...wait....



    santa 1.jpg
    CAM00375.jpg
     
  12. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:14 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    I know why Little M is smiling:D
     
  13. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:15 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    YUM
     
  14. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:15 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Those Elfs are Denver cheerleaders at Dove Valley but as far as I am concerned they are elfs today.
     
  15. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:18 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    Using M as a wingman? Or is he using you as a wingman?
     
  16. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:29 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I'm delegated to wing....
     
  17. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:31 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    I am a night owl...and hate mornings...yet it's the shift I work now. Used to work nights.
     
  18. Dec 1, 2018 at 12:32 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

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    It happens. I'm only aloud to hang out with my boys because, I drive a cool truck.
     
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    Gorgeous!
    This baby should be on the “You know you’re REALLY old” thread.
     
  20. Dec 1, 2018 at 3:05 PM
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    Morning Kacie
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    This is how I want to do it! :thumbsup:
     
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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  24. Dec 1, 2018 at 3:08 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Meow!
     
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    WTF :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  27. Dec 1, 2018 at 3:17 PM
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    NS, funny as F-ALL!
     
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  28. Dec 1, 2018 at 3:22 PM
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    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    MGM so slow the semi had to pick it up to bring it up to freeway speeds @ARamirez73

     
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    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Drum roll please......




























    Nothing fancy....






























    They up....







    KIMG0618.jpg
    And yes I know that ONE bulb on the roof on left just went out when I clicked the switch, BASTARD!!!
     
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