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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  2. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:26 PM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Thought you were tellng Adam something.....

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  3. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:26 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    I'm certain he is.....
     
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  4. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:29 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Pfft. You know I have a stomach of steel. The ONLY thing I can’t eat is Cold Stone. Fucks me up. Every. Single. Time.
     
  5. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:30 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Like smoothie, brown apple splatters, or needing superglue for toilet?
     
  6. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:33 PM
    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Tundra charity event in Scottsdale today. Probably close to 200+ Tundras that showed up!

    FB_IMG_1536528147853.jpg IMG_20180909_073354.jpg
     
  7. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    saybng

    saybng Just a member.

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    Took a little drive to morro bay and ran into this cool brewery..and posted my dolla..

    20180909_134339.jpg
    20180909_140110.jpg
     
  8. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:34 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Legit run for the toilet.
     
  9. Sep 9, 2018 at 2:50 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    @Jerry311SD Teach him how to tie a palomar knot and he'll be set for life.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Sep 9, 2018 at 3:25 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Swapping gold fasteners with black ones. Easy Sunday job.

     
  11. Sep 9, 2018 at 3:44 PM
    T-Rex266

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  12. Sep 9, 2018 at 3:54 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    :headbang: Awesome I’m definitely going to some kind of Tundra event next summer
     
  13. Sep 9, 2018 at 5:11 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    After reading that article about the yellow and red dots I find this irksome.

     
  14. Sep 9, 2018 at 5:13 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    ToyTec puts on a good event. The little brothers are present as well, Tacos, T4Rs and FJs.
     
  15. Sep 9, 2018 at 5:18 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Yes it's fun!
     
  16. Sep 9, 2018 at 5:19 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    What are the dots all about? Give me a quick overview....I'm exhausted....don't really want to read
     
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    boardude

    boardude I am Batman

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    Why wait till next summer?! We have events every month! Come on out!
     
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    TheBeast

    TheBeast The Beach

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    glad it made it on time.
     
  19. Sep 9, 2018 at 6:36 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I REALLY dislike people. There's only one way out of a parking lot that I was in and you can either turn left or you could turn right...I couldn't do either:mad:

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  20. Sep 9, 2018 at 6:39 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    You didn't TP the bitter looking lady? Dang you must be mellowing out!
     
  21. Sep 9, 2018 at 7:19 PM
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    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    I had my girls with me
     
  23. Sep 9, 2018 at 7:25 PM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    You just need to work on your ninja skills!
     
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    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  25. Sep 9, 2018 at 7:49 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Basically align the valve stems with the yellow dot, unless there is a red one then align it with that.
     
  26. Sep 9, 2018 at 7:52 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Yep, thanks! Was surprised to see a Sunday USPS delivery that wasn't Amazon. Just out of curiosity, did they happen to send a torque spec with them?
     
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  27. Sep 9, 2018 at 8:05 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Ummmmm....ok
     
  28. Sep 9, 2018 at 8:15 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    no instructions. I would say finger tight or else they might snap if you torque them too much.
     
  30. Sep 9, 2018 at 8:20 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Yeah, I managed to do that to one of them and wasn't tightening it down much at all. Had to drill it to get it to back out. The rest were tightened 'gutentite' w/o issue though. Seemed to be just that one bolt.
     
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