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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 8, 2018 at 10:07 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Big brother, little brother.

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    Whites park right; butt to butt. Unlike MGMs that park butt to front or front to front, you know, touching license plates :rofl:
     
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  2. Sep 8, 2018 at 10:09 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I think we set a record for September.
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    Or I need a new outdoor sensor:notsure:
     
  3. Sep 8, 2018 at 10:11 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's because we don't need a camera to judge distance! :p
     
  4. Sep 8, 2018 at 10:22 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Interesting flavor to try

     
  5. Sep 8, 2018 at 10:23 AM
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    Energy drink?
     
  6. Sep 8, 2018 at 10:40 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Kinda. More of caffeine, aminos, creatine.
     
  7. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:07 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    We know you really got it because you miss the Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks :rolleyes:
     
  8. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:12 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I’m a basic bitch.
     
  9. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:16 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    OKC, OK
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    Lost track after #1.
  10. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:20 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    Nope. It's a gateway drink...

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  11. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:25 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Is that how you get in the MGM club?
     
  12. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:25 AM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    :rofl:

    Initiation was hell.
     
  13. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:30 AM
    aperezsh

    aperezsh Blessed are the peacemakers

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    cal-exit landed in GA
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    A little this and that...Broke now
    I'M Still walking funny :rofl::rofl:
     
  14. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:34 AM
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    Notachickmagnet New Member

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  15. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:35 AM
    Cfincke

    Cfincke Mall Crawler but capable

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    Made it to La Jolla!
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  16. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:42 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    No that's how you get kicked out of one! Lol
     
  17. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:49 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Was it you or Adam who tested that theory to determine?
     
  18. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:51 AM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    It was when he and I tried to sneak Jose in. Lol
     
  19. Sep 8, 2018 at 11:53 AM
    T-Rex266

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    He doesn’t own an MGM :rolleyes:
     
  20. Sep 8, 2018 at 1:12 PM
    Trooper2

    Trooper2 Premium Lone Star Member / SSEM #13

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    Would be great view for sure. Was told drinks and food are included.

    I guess we missed happy hour......20171121_200539.jpg 20171120_211544.jpg
     
  21. Sep 8, 2018 at 1:28 PM
    1BadTundra

    1BadTundra New Member

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  22. Sep 8, 2018 at 1:49 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's why we had to "sneak" him in.:p
     
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  23. Sep 8, 2018 at 1:50 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek: no way!!!
     
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  24. Sep 8, 2018 at 3:04 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  25. Sep 8, 2018 at 6:01 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Currently at the Luke Bryan concert in Dallas. Jon Pardi on stage right now. His lead guitarist as well as the banjo player are both wearing Pantera shirts.

     
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  26. Sep 8, 2018 at 6:05 PM
    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Waiting to go pick up dad a new pup. Black lab. Different litter but same parents as my lab. Owners don't have time for her so dad is going to take her in.
     
  28. Sep 8, 2018 at 6:20 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Mr Jon Pardi

     
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  29. Sep 8, 2018 at 6:50 PM
    Moon Puppy

    Moon Puppy I'm not new!

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    Well...we're waiting...
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  30. Sep 8, 2018 at 7:23 PM
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