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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:16 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No sir its all you! :rofl::rofl:
     
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  2. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:16 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So last night at work I was informed that I was a "panty pussy smelling bitch"
     
  3. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:16 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    I bet you are !!!!
     
  4. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:17 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Is that sexual harassment? Gonna file a complaint or was that said as a compliment? LOL
     
  5. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:18 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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  6. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:19 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Kinda sounds like antibiotics may be needed
     
  7. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:19 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Pretty sure it was supposed to be derogatory.... she also called afemale coworker a "nappy haired porch monkey"
     
  8. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:20 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :rofl:
     
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  9. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:21 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol i guess. The chick wad wearing her panties okn het head and i told her to take them off her head and to throw them out of her cell.... let's just say last night was interesting
     
  10. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:22 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    Lmfao :eek:
     
  11. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:23 AM
    Notachickmagnet

    Notachickmagnet New Member

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    :puke:
     
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  12. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:26 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol not authorized where I work:rofl:
     
  13. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:27 AM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Spoil sports !!!
     
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  14. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:37 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl: on the website
     
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  15. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:47 AM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    44B8C1FF-6B1B-4FE2-AD4A-CC6BFA96F720.jpg

    Hope this helps for your job :D
     
  16. Aug 24, 2018 at 11:56 AM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:that's funny! I just laugh at them cause guess what? I go home and do what I want, when I want. Eat and drink what I want etc
     
  17. Aug 24, 2018 at 12:01 PM
    Sas

    Sas Humor is everywhere

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    Lost track after #1.
    This needs to be a TV show.
     
  18. Aug 24, 2018 at 12:34 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    Bolt on
    Damn Bree no wonder you want a career change. :rofl:
     
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  19. Aug 24, 2018 at 1:15 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I thought maybe you were studying zoology specializing in the camel toe!:D
     
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  20. Aug 24, 2018 at 2:39 PM
    rvrats2

    rvrats2 Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

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    Damn, who’s rolling heavy through Glenwood Springs? Not shy with the throttle, but do better keeping between the white lines (doing fine here but driver was crossing fog and center line too much for my taste)
    Great set up, that’s just what I want for a slide in camper, but will take a 14ft raft over the ranger.
    Looks like fun times ahead! 0FA0F7D8-1A14-4E2B-A886-441F97964DDE.jpgC5734CB9-D691-4341-B946-E973A1D054A9.jpg
     
  21. Aug 24, 2018 at 3:01 PM
    FoghornTX

    FoghornTX Proud American and Infidel since 1968

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    Wish I had his problems.
     
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    Jim LE 1301

    Jim LE 1301 Camaro Lover, SSEM # 11,TTC#179

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    :worthless:
     
  23. Aug 24, 2018 at 3:34 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    :rofl:
     
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  25. Aug 24, 2018 at 5:01 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Enjoy! These are the precious moments LOL
     
  26. Aug 24, 2018 at 5:41 PM
    Bailey

    Bailey Enjoy Every Sandwich

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    TheBeast The Beach

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  28. Aug 24, 2018 at 6:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Happy Friday from TN!

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  30. Aug 24, 2018 at 6:16 PM
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    joonbug °°°°°°°°°°

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