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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:34 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We already know #NOHAIRPIE
     
  2. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:34 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    He has already said that.... and that is still a hard NO
     
  3. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:36 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Or here, I’ll share more:

    image.jpg
     
  4. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:37 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    [​IMG]
     
  5. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:37 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Texas heat burned it
     
  6. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:44 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    None yet
    Sexy!
     
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  7. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:48 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    #NOGRASS
     
  8. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:49 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    My grass is always green and doesn’t grow :anonymous:
     
  9. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:52 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Astroturff?
     
  10. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:53 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Sprinkle Viagra on it!:D
     
  11. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:58 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  12. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:59 PM
    landphil

    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    I can’t tell if that’s feet or skunk I’m smelling.
     
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  13. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:59 PM
    mdavis

    mdavis I need a beer.

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    Noticed this awesomeness today.
    IMG_20180720_214301.jpg

    Oh no, not happening in my house! Just built this, hopefully tonight will be his last. You're not getting my wiring harness you little fucker.
    IMG_20180720_214309.jpg
     
  14. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:00 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:We'll mine are clean
     
  15. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:01 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yessir. Only in backyard.
     
  17. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:10 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  18. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:10 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    Dirty thirty?
     
  19. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:13 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    never saw this on my truck:(


    Maybe one day i can
     
  20. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:17 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :thumbsup:
     
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  21. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:20 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Drive in reverse
     
  22. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:21 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    That’ll be easy, a woman driver

    :anonymous:
     
  23. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:22 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Hell yeah?

    [​IMG]

    HBD @T500 truck!
     
  24. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:25 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :cheers:

    That booty though...
     
  25. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:28 PM
    TUNDRA375

    TUNDRA375 New Member

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    I'm almost 50 please come sit on my face....That's all I need...:yes:
     
  26. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:28 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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  27. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:55 PM
    buckeyes1975

    buckeyes1975 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_ /¯

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    20180720_225118.jpg
    We have power! Now waiting for the operating system to load.
     
  28. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:56 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    So this asshole in a dodge hit my side mirror while driving. He decided to gun it from the back of the line to cut someone off beforehand the lane merges. He saw the lane merge but didn’t get back in line; totally gunned it and lucky me I was the one he was gonna cut off. Nope! I kept close to the car in front so he would be forced to get behind me. Did he get behind me? NO!!!! He got so close to my truck to avoid the median that he hit my mirror as he passed me. He pulls over cause he hears the hit. I stop next to him and cuss his ass out and gave him middle finger. Poor girls had to hear daddy be nasty.

    No damage to the car but so pissed he did that. MF!!!
     
  29. Jul 20, 2018 at 7:59 PM
    Eclipsed & Floating

    Eclipsed & Floating Over it.........

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    Dude!! Daddy had to get dirty but for a good reasom
     
  30. Jul 20, 2018 at 8:03 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    CO drivers for you
     

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