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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 20, 2018 at 3:57 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    Depends on if you are talking about light or pigment.

    Light: White is a saturation of all colors. Black is the lack of (or absorption of) all colors. Why is your TV black when it's turned off?
    Pigment: Generally white is the lack of color added. Black is all the colors.

    But a joke is never funny when you have to explain it. That's my fault. I missed. Sorry.
     
  2. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:06 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl: just saying....
     
  4. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:13 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

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    #IWANNABEABEACHBUM
     
  8. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:27 PM
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    I am but I need to find a beach to be a bum at on a regular basis!
     
  9. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:47 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Have fun and safe travels!
     
  10. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:48 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    That's for sure I had one black car never again!
     
  11. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:48 PM
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    I hate painting my toes
     
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  12. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:50 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Good pic!
     
  13. Jul 20, 2018 at 4:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Don't get them started again!:D
     
  14. Jul 20, 2018 at 5:01 PM
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    Lol I'm painting them now
     
  15. Jul 20, 2018 at 5:04 PM
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    landphil Fish are food, not friends!

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    Yup, it does in the picture. Pictures can be deceving though - up close and it shows it’s age and 379,000 km (235,000 miles) of rock chips, scrapes and bruises. But it just keeps on ticking.
     
  16. Jul 20, 2018 at 5:08 PM
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    That's what matters
     
  17. Jul 20, 2018 at 5:43 PM
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    Areith762 Go Avs!!!

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    Dodge Mile-High Nationals. Funny car legend, John Force.
    20180720_184018.jpg
     
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    Building a gaming pc for my son with help of a friend.
     
  19. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:06 PM
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    :rofl: But look!

    15321351571161200225107.jpg
     
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    Awesome! Those were fun days. I’ve got other hobbies now...

    I’ll get back into gaming when all the kids can play.
     
  21. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:22 PM
    HecticEnergy

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    I’m getting me some of that too..
    image.jpg

    Ok... less pink.. but... I mowed the lawn instead :D
     
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    My grass ain't green nor does it grow.....:pout:
     
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    @ARamirez73 will be happy to see painted toe nails
     
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    I’ve gotta mow this shit twice a week or twice once a week or I get lots of strays.. this was a twice in one day kinda week :/

    Mine probably looks nicer, but also a bigger pain to maintain... grass is always greener on the other side of the fence :D
     
  26. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:29 PM
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    If you get a chance in FL, this restaurant is great!
     
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    4x4_Angel

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    I would like to have green grass....i don't have much
     
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  28. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:33 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Well now Adam should be happy! He will tell you now you need some flip flop tan lines.:D
     
  29. Jul 20, 2018 at 6:33 PM
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    Water and Scott’s?

    ... or call my man Dave...

    But Dave’s not here man...
     
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