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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:13 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  2. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:13 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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  3. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:14 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    read the comment above yours
     
  4. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:15 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Good luck. Let me know if you need a character reference LOL
     
  5. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:16 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Cool
     
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  6. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:16 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Lol ummmmm.....
     
  7. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:17 PM
    HecticEnergy

    HecticEnergy New Member

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    That’s awesome!

    I was thinking yellow rose... maybe crossing it with PBR :rofl:

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:17 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Same. Episode 5 or 6 now I believe.
     
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  9. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:55 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I wish you luck!
     
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  10. Jun 28, 2018 at 6:57 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    We can throw you a party like we did for Jose's Birthday. :D
     
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  11. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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    HR: Does she have regard for public safety?

    Jose @COMiamiFan : Uh, duh? You do know how slow her Tundra is; I mean color wise and all, right?

    HR: Good point. She’s hired; let’s hope she moves around the office faster than her truck does.

    Jose: Ohhh snap!

     
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  12. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:04 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :eek2: :rofl: :popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
  13. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:04 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I literally lol’d at my own post

     
  14. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:07 PM
    T-Rex266

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    *Follow up call*

    HR: Sir, I appreciate your honesty, and wanted to ask you an additional question. Would you say you move just as fast as your vehicle?

    @COMiamiFan: 24/7, 8-5. I’m early to work, and social gatherings. (can’t help it with the color of my Tundra)

    HR: Shit. You’re the one. Hired!
     
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  15. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:08 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    :bowdown:
     
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  16. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl:
     
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  17. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Follow up question:

    HR: you plan to commute from Denver?

    Me: white Tundra.

    HR: silly me, of course. Here’s your bonus check.
     
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  18. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:09 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Was the job for Direct TV? White truck and all! :D
     
  19. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:10 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Yep. NFL packages need to be installed soon.
     
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  20. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:11 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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  21. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:

    Pfft. They don’t advertise it as lighting fast internet speed for nothing.
     
  22. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:12 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Free cable. Worthit/10
     
  23. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:13 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I know that's why they use white trucks not MGM!
     
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    HecticEnergy

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    Shooot... I’ll turn on beast mode and get there five minutes before I left the house! :D
     
  25. Jun 28, 2018 at 7:42 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Just thought you might get a laugh also:D
    [​IMG]
     
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    jewsNbrews

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    Come west not east
     
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  27. Jun 28, 2018 at 8:26 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    And we all know @T-Rex266 secretly loves MGM :transformer:
     
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  28. Jun 28, 2018 at 8:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    It may be my second choice if I had to again. Reason is, it hides dirt and that’s the inner detailer of me coming out.
     
  29. Jun 28, 2018 at 8:29 PM
    jewsNbrews

    jewsNbrews SSEM #8 level 3, RGBA #5 lab tested lab approved

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    My main reason at first....until I saw a pro all blacked out. Just looked too sexy not to want one.
     
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  30. Jun 28, 2018 at 8:31 PM
    T-Rex266

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    The Camry hides dirt well. I did the two bucket wash (after foam cannon) today and it collected a good amount of dirt.
     
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