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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:25 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  2. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:25 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Man, such a hater. Every TRD Pro commercial and video is with a white TRD Pro. Toyota knows what they are doing.
     
  3. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:26 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Yes....Adam....im sorry...but I AM YOUR ......................FATHER
     
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  4. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:27 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Like to go to the Toyota Headquarters and PIMP SLAP someone who made those decisions
     
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  5. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:27 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
     
  6. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:27 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    LMFAO !!!!
     
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  7. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:27 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Actually I don't know who my father is
     
  8. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:29 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Hi Gino ..... I just posted on that thread that you created and hope you will have me on the Graveyarders thread !!!.... I can't believe I missed your thread for so long it is awesome sir
     
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  9. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:30 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    Come to the DARK SIDE ....FOR I DO NOT KNOW MINE EITHER
     
  10. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:34 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  11. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:35 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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    [​IMG]

    WHITE light. Comes from higher power, so suck it other colors. We are all y'alls father :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  12. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:37 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  13. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:37 PM
    757TUNDRA

    757TUNDRA Not a New Member

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    They're focusing on fleet truck sales. It's made Ford a bunch of money so Toyota must be adopting the strategy.
     
  14. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:42 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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  15. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:50 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    My condolences.
     
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  16. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:51 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    LMFAO !!!!!
     
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  17. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:52 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Darth you must have been the bastard child of MGM.:boink::rofl:
     
  18. Feb 19, 2018 at 3:55 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    I....AM ......YOUR FATHER....AS WELL.....my MGM STEP CHILD.....I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE
     
  19. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:00 PM
    TXMiamiFan

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  20. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:01 PM
    Darth Tundra

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    That's because we ANNIHILATE everything in our path
     
  21. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:12 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Condolences
     
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    This site contains affiliate links for which the site may be compensated.
  23. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:15 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    Yeah, what he said !:)
     
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  24. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:16 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Blah blah blah
     
  25. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:17 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    ....Yes....they reach out to the " Commoners " :D
     
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  26. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:17 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    9DA47D7F-27A9-4B3C-8DC6-DB93D42BD623.jpg

    Normally you would see mountains out there.
     
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  27. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:17 PM
    Notachickmagnet

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    You :devil: you!!!
     
  28. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:18 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    :anonymous:
     
  29. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:20 PM
    Darth Tundra

    Darth Tundra I AM....YOUR FATHER

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    First comes...." The White OUT " .....But the encore is " The BLACK OUT "
     
  30. Feb 19, 2018 at 4:21 PM
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    Hope that leaves in a few days my sister and I want to see those mountains !!
     

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