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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by smslavin, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. Jan 2, 2018 at 9:18 AM
    #31
    bobeast

    bobeast really old member

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    - Bull Bar - LED Bunny Burners - AMP retractable running boards - Headlight leveling retrofit - P3 Brake Controller - 60% rear seat delete - relocation of Sub to rear wall - Bilstein 5100 x4, top setting with 2 shims per side - Coach builder +2 rear shackles w/carrier bearing drop - Firestone Air bags - on-board compressor with auto-leveling - Dual Undercover Swing Boxes. - P285/65/R20 (34.6") BFG TA KO2's - TRD Front skid plate - Pop & Lock Tailgate lock - Remote Tailgate mod - LED Headlights - Nav Bypass - iPhone integration - Serius/XM retrofit - 25% front tint - Bizon electric tonneau cover - Power folding tow mirror upgrade - 2010+ leveling Headlight mod - Auto-fold mirror mod. - one-touch lane changer mod - Flash to open garage opener mod - Rigid H/L fog light upgrade - Pushbutton / Remote start mod.
    That's slicker than snake-shit on a doorknob.
     
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  2. Jan 2, 2018 at 10:27 AM
    #32
    warlord192

    warlord192 Get off my lawn !!

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    That's like trying to teach a pig to sing, it accomplishes nothing and annoys the pig .
     
  3. Jan 2, 2018 at 10:28 AM
    #33
    bobeast

    bobeast really old member

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    Funny you should mention that. My cat is named "what". Always great fun when someone asks his name.
     
  4. Jan 2, 2018 at 12:54 PM
    #34
    BIGUGLY

    BIGUGLY I the SheepDog. I have the capacity for Violence.

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    You can fix ugly, can't fix stupid
     
  5. Jan 2, 2018 at 12:58 PM
    #35
    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    She knows more tricks with a 6 inch dick than a monkey with a 40 foot chain.
     
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  6. Jan 2, 2018 at 12:59 PM
    #36
    Samoan Thor

    Samoan Thor God is technically an alien

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    Kings F&R, no sway bars
    Suck a cock once and you're known as a cocksucker for life
     
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  7. Jan 2, 2018 at 5:01 PM
    #37
    MakMurph

    MakMurph I'm here

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    Kick rocks
     
  8. Jan 2, 2018 at 5:22 PM
    #38
    PermaFrostTRD

    PermaFrostTRD Tumescent Member

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    Poor man's limited; Fox 2.0 & 5100s; 285/70 RG
    Y’all look like a couple of monkeys fuckin’ a football.
     
  9. Jan 2, 2018 at 6:17 PM
    #39
    easleycrawler

    easleycrawler TOYOTA ADDICT- SSEM #78

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    Gag a maggot on a gut wagon.

    Colder than a well diggers ass in Montana.

    So ugly she'd stop a 9 day clock.

    Happier than a puppy with 2 peters.
     
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  10. Jan 3, 2018 at 10:22 AM
    #40
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Northern Alberta
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    Q - "How ya gettin on?"
    A - "Same way I get off"

    "Where ya to, I'll come where y're at?"

    "Watcherat?" (Basically means "what are you doing/up to?")

    "Yes b'y!"

    "Laird tunderin Jaysus!!"

    "Useless as tits on a bull"

    "If it ain't tight, it ain't right"

    "This is the oil patch, not the flower patch"

    "Harden the fuck up"

    "Dumber than a bag of hammers"

    "About as dumb as a pipeliner"

    "Fit in or fuck off"

    "Lefty loosey, kinda like your sister/mother"

    "Righty tighty, kinda like your sister/mother"

    "Fuck Trudeau"

    "Fuck Notley"

    "Fuck Liberals"

    "Fuck the NDP"
     
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  11. Jan 3, 2018 at 10:22 AM
    #41
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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  12. Jan 3, 2018 at 10:32 AM
    #42
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    6" lift 35" Toyo M/T
    When people are being a douchebag we call them a Dick nozzle
     
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  13. Jan 3, 2018 at 10:36 AM
    #43
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a skunk.
     
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  14. Jan 3, 2018 at 11:30 AM
    #44
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Oh yeah. LOL. Our variation of that is "douche canoe"
     
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  15. Jan 5, 2018 at 2:47 PM
    #45
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Had a SIGDET Daddy that always said, it's okay to be an individual, just don't fucking look or act like one.
    That dudes acting like a rat on acid.
    Harder than woodpecker lips.
    Don't make me beat you unconscious with wet toilet paper. (Used when you have reached max aggravation)
    I will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry.
     
  16. Jan 5, 2018 at 2:50 PM
    #46
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I wouldn't SHIT you, you're my favorite turd.
    You can polish a turd all day, at the end of the day it's still a turd.
     
  17. Jan 5, 2018 at 3:00 PM
    #47
    smslavin

    smslavin [OP] New Member

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    Some stuff
    oh, i'm using that one
     
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  18. Jan 5, 2018 at 3:01 PM
    #48
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Calibrated Power 5 Tune pack, Allison 1000 tune, PPE deep trans pan, Cold/Hot CAC pipes, Banks CAI, PCV reroute, resonator delete, S&B 62 gal fuel tank, B&W GN hitch
    I ate a big bowl of dumbass for breakfast.
     
  19. Jan 5, 2018 at 3:02 PM
    #49
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    It makes a person think. Can that be done, then they realize, this cat is about to go full on mongo.
     
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  20. Jan 5, 2018 at 3:04 PM
    #50
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    Shit in one hand and want in the other, guess what will fill quicker?
     
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  21. Jan 5, 2018 at 4:10 PM
    #51
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    The want! :p
     
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  22. Jan 5, 2018 at 4:35 PM
    #52
    rons23

    rons23 Get The Led Out!!!

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    That's like putting lipstick on pig.
     
  23. Jan 5, 2018 at 4:38 PM
    #53
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    About as useless as tits on a boar


    Lol
     
  24. Jan 5, 2018 at 5:58 PM
    #54
    Larmand

    Larmand SSEM #6

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    More confused than a fart in a fan factory
     
  25. Jan 5, 2018 at 6:08 PM
    #55
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Sounds like my kind of people.
     
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  26. Jan 6, 2018 at 10:57 AM
    #56
    bobeast

    bobeast really old member

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    If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
     
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  27. Jan 6, 2018 at 12:46 PM
    #57
    Grumpy Uncle

    Grumpy Uncle Pushing string down the hall SSEM #10

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    4:88s and Auburn LSD, dealership faux Pro, 35" BFGs on XD wheels, OME Lift with Dakars
    I'm going to use the hell out of this one.
     
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