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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 22, 2017 at 1:54 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  2. Dec 22, 2017 at 1:56 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Uh oh!
     
  3. Dec 22, 2017 at 1:57 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Wonder what this could be!
    3E9A94C1-3340-4375-81AC-1D98FD0CD3EE.jpg
     
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  4. Dec 22, 2017 at 1:58 PM
    T500

    T500 # The Dark Side

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    Do tell...
     
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  5. Dec 22, 2017 at 1:59 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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  6. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:02 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:04 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    IMG_2961.PNG.jpgWay to go, Adam!
     
  8. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:05 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Didn't even see that!..Sides.. it's not below the waist
     
  9. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:06 PM
    Sunnier

    Sunnier Pity the warrior that slays all his foes

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    Not if you'd done it on purpose, I'd have given you half credit.
     
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  10. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:07 PM
    Areith762

    Areith762 Go Avs!!!

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    Some sort of blue (the best color) stamp on a USPS box!
     
  11. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:09 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
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  12. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:10 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    :rofl:
     
  13. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:12 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Sorry Amigo I just had to do it lol
     
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  14. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:20 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    Lol all good amigo
    solo en verga pensas or what?
    :D
     
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  15. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:22 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    :rofl:
    Calmate guey!!! lol Eso no! Mi gusta pah noooch! lol
     
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  16. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:25 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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  17. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:31 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    De este tipo?

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:32 PM
    TXRailRoadBandit73

    TXRailRoadBandit73 YOTAS,RAILROADIN',RÖKnRÖLLN',BEER,MAX/GEMMA

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    Este guey!
     
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  19. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:47 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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  20. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:48 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    I need a translator. :rolleyes:
     
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  21. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:49 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    Same
     
  22. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:49 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    cholo2.jpg
     
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  23. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:51 PM
    Prostar 190

    Prostar 190 SSEM #9 I would rather be water skiing

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    Lol your right I don't.
     
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  24. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:52 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    So bored in playing in snapchat....what's wrong with me
     
  25. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:52 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    We need to talk about that wardrobe....
     
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  26. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:53 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Wanna know where you can buy it?
     
  27. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:55 PM
    4x4_Angel

    4x4_Angel Perfectly Imperfect Tomboy....TTC #132

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    No sir.....we need to take you shopping for clothes that actually fit and don't make it look like you are wearing a skirt or your big Brothers shirt:rofl:
     
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  28. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:57 PM
    TXMiamiFan

    TXMiamiFan SSEM #3 and tractor extraordinaire

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    Trigger! Trigger! Where's me safe space??
     
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  29. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:58 PM
    Y0TA PR0

    Y0TA PR0 Oil & Gas

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    :rofl:
     
  30. Dec 22, 2017 at 2:58 PM
    Areith762

    Areith762 Go Avs!!!

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